Well, I think it ought to take place early July
and the service would be in a little local church and we'd have a vintage car to bring the bride and then take us to the reception venue afterwards. We'd have dinner in a marquee and then a disco in a nice tudor barn and all our friends and the family we like would be there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:46, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to have Chris Brown singing at my reception
because by the time I ever get married, we'll be so old, he'll be doing any gig he can get his hands on
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Just don't piss him off
You know what he's like. Still, getting battered a bit didn't do her record sales any harm.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:52, Reply)

he's only a couple years younger than me, reckon he'd be too old to slap anyone around

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:57, Reply)

He'd probably break a hip in the attempt
The man's a complete goon.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:58, Reply)

but such a pretty voice !
and that body *sigh*

I'd let him slap me around
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Haha, fair enough
As long as it's consensual.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:04, Reply)

I ain't read this yet, but I bet it's a well gay story about your wedding.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Yup.
The wedding of the decade that I wasn't even invited to. First Cap V'n'Cackhousesomething and now you two.

To make up for this, I best get front row seats at your first kid's brisk.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Capn V and CHCB haven't got married yet, they delayed it because of the baby

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Oh thank goodness, I'm not to late !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Does Barbara like a good natter?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Only when you can get through to her, and whatever name she say's, don't ever say something like "Who's that, I've never heard that name before".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Oh, you can't come to my wedding then
My godmother's got short-term amnesia and would constantly be saying that to her. She's like Dory off Nemo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:25, Reply)

I think you might have just found the secret to perpetual motion !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:32, Reply)

See I was thinking they might look after each other
because we're always going "Shit! Where's Ann Marie and who's she talking to?" but I thought her and Barbara might keep each other on the straight and narrow. But maybe not.
p.s. 'I like this'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Yup, that's what I mean !
Mum takes her to Crews Hill [a localish area that is known for garden centres, there has to be 15 of them on just one road; with loads more 'round the corner] every other week or soo, they go to two or three of the same ones, and she's always saying how one of them is brand new, even though they're older than me !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Yeah
But she can tell you every Whitney lyric, and even a frame-by-frame of her pop vids without looking.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Hah, ace.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:48, Reply)