Tell me about your dream wedding day.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:18, 146 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had an almost perfect wedding but a shit marriage
So I guess my dream wedding is to someone who's not an arse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:22, Reply)

wait!
I should say something funny, that sounded mardy

um

NAKED!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Why did you do that?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:36, Reply)

I didn't realise he was an arse until later
luckily perfect wedding for me was cheap, in a scout camp with a Caelee (sp?) and with everyone in medieval costume

oo and lots of mead
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:37, Reply)

Did he change his personailty after the wedding?
I don't get why people do that, I mean, what's the point, you got your personailty and everything is fine, most people develop that in their teens, they get a life together all sorted, then KABALMO, they turn into cunts; what's the point?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:40, Reply)

turns out
he'd been a cunt all along, lying, shagging around, etc. He started an affair 4 months after the wedding :(

edit: I didn't realise he was a cunt until just after 1 year of marriage (8 years together)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:42, Reply)

I don't get why people do that.
If someone wants to shag around and all that, fine, let them go ahead and shag whoever they want. Then, if they wanna settle, find someone to settle down with and stop the shagging around. It's common sense, if you want random sex, go for it, if you want regular sex, then for that that.

I'd feel horrible if I was seeing someone reguarly, and I hurt them. I'd feel bad for a lot longer than the time it takes for me to feel good about having a shag. I'd have to basicly be shagging 50% of the time, constantly, like I mean 12 hours a day, for it to be worth it... and it doesn't matter how amazing I am in bed, I can't do 6 hour sessions any more.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:50, Reply)

cheese and rice, Gonz
where do you find a girl to stay still that long?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Put an ad up in the papers, "Excedes minimum requirements".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:54, Reply)

you know, I don't think I have any minimum requirements
do people actually check off a list or something?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Ah', that's a job-refferance term over here, means it's a penny above min wage.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:01, Reply)

apparently it helps if you have no conscience

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:54, Reply)

I can see that it would.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:57, Reply)

Dear Femalehood.
Stop going for pricks, you daft twats.

Lots of Love,

The good part of Manhood.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:01, Reply)

message recieved
and understood

from
a small part of femalehood
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Good, please spread the word, thanks.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:07, Reply)

you should probably move here and introduce the 'hollyoaks, chinese and hand holding' to our society

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:12, Reply)

It's moved onto Sushi, but yup, that'll be good =)
Hollyoaks is really annoying me at the moment, they're introducing a load of charcters who are footballer's wives types, which sucks 'cus I can't relate to them in the slightest. I'm sure they'll be alright, every year around this time they add/remove a family or two, but this year they've done half the cast.

I get £5 an hour at work, yesterday after work (3 hours) I went and spent £15 on sushi.
Same thing today, but I spent £25.

I'm determind not to have any more sushi this week though, or if I do, I'll get a bento box for lunch, rather than a shedload of stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:18, Reply)

maybe you should try making your own sushi
may be cheaper in the long run

or maybe just not eat it, cause it's gross
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:22, Reply)

It's lush.
There are no raw ingrediants in what I've bought tonight, if that's the bit that puts you off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:25, Reply)

it tastes like generic fish
and ocean
but not yummy ocean
fishy ocean
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Whenever it is you come to Lahndan, if you do, we'll both get a take-out, you get whatever you want, I'll get a japanese....
... and we'll swap around a bit so you can get a taste.

Tonight I had
2x Prawn Dumplings (Ebi Goyza)
2x Salmon Skin Maki (inside-rolls)
1x Edesomething Beens
1x California Temaki (Hand roll; like an ice cream cone)
1x Egg [not-inside-out roll]

You like indian, innit? England is probably the best place in the world to get an indian; including india.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:38, Reply)

or we could pretend and I'll just eat mine and you can eat yours
or we can share mine and you can have yours as well

I prefer venetian summer rolls
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:42, Reply)

wtf why did I say venetian I mean vietnamese

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:49, Reply)

[to both]
Yeah', fair 'nuff, I'm easy going, I'm open to trying new things. I really wanna go New York this or early next year.

I donno what Vietnamese food is like, what's a summer role?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:51, Reply)

like a spring roll
but it's raw, made with rice paper, lettuce, bean sprouts, rice vermicelli and PRAWNS
dipped in peanut sauce
omfg *dies*

also, it's likely you'll get to new york before I will
*sad face*
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:56, Reply)

Sounds well nice, I'd be up for trying that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

there's a vietnamese round here
we're not allowed to make napalm burger jokes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:52, Reply)

1.get aquarium
2. grow fish
3.??
4 SUSHI!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Homer was wrong about lobster, it takes 3 years to grow =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

Not always that simple Gonz
I was a massive massive bastard to the ex. She was a bitch right back mind, but that's no excuse. I'd like to think I've grown up and become a bit less of a cunt in the last decade.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:03, Reply)

Thing is though, sometimes I can be hurtful, I know if I wanted to be.
But I'm self aware enough that if I was the kind of person who was a bastard to someone, then I wouldn't put _myself_ through the bad feelings that go with doing that.

And I know what a loveless marridge is about, very aware of that. And I'm also quite aware of how horrific it can be to hurt someone you love... if you're not going to think about the other person when you do that, think of yourself, why put _yourself_ through hurting someone else?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I'm with you there Gonz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:17, Reply)

Lets just say I ended up hating her, and it was completely mutual
It was just an endless cycle of plate smashing, screaming and physical violence on her part so I didn't feel too guilty about being a bastard to her. We'd both fallen in love with other people by then and we'd basically been young and stupid and trapped ourselves into something poisonous.

Glad I went through it all on hindsight as it made me grow up very quickly.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:20, Reply)

I see what you mean, life is just as much about the downs as it is the ups.
My favorite moments in my life are very very bitter-sweet, normally when some horrific things have happened and something shining through like a becon in a pit of hoplessness.

I would have left before it got to the plate-smashing phase though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Didn't last very long and the fallout was awful
She told everyone in the town that I'd used to beat her, which short of accusing me of rape was the worst thing she could have said. She's ended it, shacked up with someone else, and then she did that. It was the most horrid, spiteful thing anyone's ever done to me. Some people believed it as well, although most knew me well enough to know I'd never do anything like that.

*edit* Shit, this is supposed to be a happy thread. I do apologise everyone! It's all in the past and water under the bridge and all that :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:31, Reply)

sorry
i think I started it in a misery direction. SAy something funny or rude or draw a cock or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I like breasts
That's all I got, sorry!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

I could tell you were a wife-beater
Your eyes are too [I can't remember whether it's far apart or close together].
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Nope
It was me on the receiving end.
And I reckon my eyes are quite nicely spaced thanks :)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:42, Reply)

OUCH!
I'm not even his wife and he just hit me, you all saw!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:45, Reply)

*shocked*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Girls who cry rape/abuse are vile creatures, or have serious serious mental problems.
It could be that she was like that because she wanted you to end it, donno the truth in that, just saying it could be.

Chapter Closed though,aye ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:41, Reply)

Chapter long closed
She doesnt live in the town any more so going home isn't horrifically awkward. She's married and has two kids. Her mum and dad even say hello if I bump into them so time heals all is the lesson there.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:43, Reply)

If _her_ 'rents are hello and smiles to you, it speaks volumes mostly.
The trouble is with that sort of thing, is that it isn't the police you gotta worry about, they know it's all fake, it's the people who listen to her with the metal chains and baseball bats.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Didn't come to that fortunately
It worked itself in the end.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Life has a funny way of working itself out, can't explain why, but it all happens.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:51, Reply)

I think it's dangerous to think of one's life as a narrative
coz then you lose your self determination.

There again, if I get the job I am now applying for, it fits my story quite nicely
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:58, Reply)

Nice one =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:08, Reply)

I've never stuck with a prick for long
I normally see sense and do a runner.
That goes for men. I was an emotional retard when I was with the girl because she got me in my formative years. I had no idea how to get rid of her and when she finally went I was sad for a while.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Live'n'Learn, innit.
Not that I really know the details of what you went through with, it must have tought you enough lessons to not put yourself through that again.

What I'm saying doesn't count for things like violance and drugs, or if you have kids, it's not as clear-cut as what I'm making out in those cases... but in a lot of them, it is.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:21, Reply)

Oh aye
It made me a bit keen to run off before giving someone a chance, rather than get hurt. But I've no regrets. Deep down I don;t think any of the ones I scarpered from were meant to be my True Love or owt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Good on you, I reckon that's the best way to be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:35, Reply)

I clearly fail as a girl since I've never put much thought into this. I'll have a ponder and let you know

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:27, Reply)

Cool, just so you know, my mate reckons he almost get a the cords on Singing In Your Sleep by SemiSonic just right, you know, if you need some music.
If not, I can set up the Rock Band, I got the beetles one, but I sold the game and got Rockband 2 for it. I'm bidding on Green Day Rock Band on eBay now, I donno if I'll win it, but if I do, I can bring that along too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:38, Reply)

I had a weird wedding and a shit marriage
Haven't given any thought to another one. Or indeed found a lass that would put up with me long enought to give it a second thought.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:31, Reply)

Oh well, one day, maybe, or if not, doesn't matter, doesn't happen for everyone.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:41, Reply)

Maybe one day
I'm not so cynical and jaded that I would rule it out completely.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:44, Reply)

I am, but I'm content with it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:51, Reply)

... and prepared to be proved wrong.
hopefully.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Always on the look out for that special girl
Or lots of average ones.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:53, Reply)

Can't see the forrest through the trees, or something like that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:03, Reply)

gosh I just don't know
as long as I have a fantastic guy and a great dress it doesn't really matter does it?

also, I want to get married at night, not during the day
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:38, Reply)

i made my dress!
sorry, just wanted to show off
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:40, Reply)

picssssss
I want mine to be a bit like this
the green one, mind
but not green
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:43, Reply)

umm, OK
there aren't many that show off the dress, so here's a less than flattering picture of me
up2.it/ali/wedding+dress.jpg
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:50, Reply)

that's a good photo, you're smiling and look happy
and I like that dress
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:52, Reply)

I always pictured you as a brunette

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:53, Reply)

I'm not blonde!
I have 2 degrees!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:54, Reply)

in frosting and high lighting?
badum tish
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:56, Reply)

damn
rumbled
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I'm just jealous because I don't have any degrees :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:00, Reply)

ah, it's just my response to
all the blonde jokes; claim not to be blonde and confuse people
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Wow, it's hard to find a girl who's into Zelda rollplay these days.
Good on you, I love a bit of Zelda.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:03, Reply)

haha zelda?!
it was meant to be LOTR-ish
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:06, Reply)

Very similar, it's one of my favorite series of video games.
I couldn't get into LOTR, I liked the BBC Audio Plays of it, but the books and films I couldn't get into.... I can't relate to fiction based in forrests or old times.... but zelda is fantastic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:16, Reply)

That sounds cool.
I wanna do it scuba diving, but I don't think Aunty Barbera can take more than 2atm.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Her and Barry can snorkel above and watch you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:46, Reply)

Like angels !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:50, Reply)

Well, I think it ought to take place early July
and the service would be in a little local church and we'd have a vintage car to bring the bride and then take us to the reception venue afterwards. We'd have dinner in a marquee and then a disco in a nice tudor barn and all our friends and the family we like would be there.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:46, Reply)

I'm going to have Chris Brown singing at my reception
because by the time I ever get married, we'll be so old, he'll be doing any gig he can get his hands on
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Just don't piss him off
You know what he's like. Still, getting battered a bit didn't do her record sales any harm.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:52, Reply)

he's only a couple years younger than me, reckon he'd be too old to slap anyone around

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:57, Reply)

He'd probably break a hip in the attempt
The man's a complete goon.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:58, Reply)

but such a pretty voice !
and that body *sigh*

I'd let him slap me around
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:00, Reply)

Haha, fair enough
As long as it's consensual.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:04, Reply)

I ain't read this yet, but I bet it's a well gay story about your wedding.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:51, Reply)

Yup.
The wedding of the decade that I wasn't even invited to. First Cap V'n'Cackhousesomething and now you two.

To make up for this, I best get front row seats at your first kid's brisk.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:52, Reply)

Capn V and CHCB haven't got married yet, they delayed it because of the baby

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 19:55, Reply)

Oh thank goodness, I'm not to late !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:02, Reply)

Does Barbara like a good natter?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:18, Reply)

Only when you can get through to her, and whatever name she say's, don't ever say something like "Who's that, I've never heard that name before".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:22, Reply)

Oh, you can't come to my wedding then
My godmother's got short-term amnesia and would constantly be saying that to her. She's like Dory off Nemo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:25, Reply)

I think you might have just found the secret to perpetual motion !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:32, Reply)

See I was thinking they might look after each other
because we're always going "Shit! Where's Ann Marie and who's she talking to?" but I thought her and Barbara might keep each other on the straight and narrow. But maybe not.
p.s. 'I like this'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:35, Reply)

Yup, that's what I mean !
Mum takes her to Crews Hill [a localish area that is known for garden centres, there has to be 15 of them on just one road; with loads more 'round the corner] every other week or soo, they go to two or three of the same ones, and she's always saying how one of them is brand new, even though they're older than me !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Yeah
But she can tell you every Whitney lyric, and even a frame-by-frame of her pop vids without looking.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Hah, ace.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I think if you think too much about 'The Perfect Day' you might mess it up
I'd like to just have it somewhere nice and pretty, and as long as my favourite people and my immediate family were there, the food was nice and there were decent tunes in the night, then that's cool.
I think I'd also like to announce it short notice officially, but give other people the heads-up. That way you might eliminate some people who you have to invite, but you're not that fussed on. They might have already booked their wanky holidays to Turkey and that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:09, Reply)

Yeah', that sounds good !
I donno what my day would be like, I like to think I would do something quite magical though, donno what.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:24, Reply)

It would just BE magical
Because you were marrying your girl
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:27, Reply)

Yup, true =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:33, Reply)

It's in December and I'm dressing my baby as a dinosaur.
And there's cake.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:22, Reply)

baby dinosaur
will be cutest thing EVER
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:25, Reply)

Why can't everybody do things like that at their weddings? That's spot on.
It beats poncy shit.
At my mate's wedding her stupid cunt of an aunty interrupted the photos to say "AND HERE'S MY SPECIAL GIFT!" and set off a load of doves at them. My mate is terrified of birds.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:27, Reply)

After my wedding my family all rode their horses in a circle
and fired their revolvers in the air.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:29, Reply)

I have no idea whether this is a joke or not
If it's true, I then can't work out if that's something really posh and English or whether it's dead chavvy and Geordie.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:30, Reply)

Neither, my family on my fathers side is mexican.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:32, Reply)

Pack it in now
So everyone on your dad's side can control a horse while firing a gun?
Is this off a film?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Of course they can
Mexicans are practically born in the saddle. And they aren't aiming at anything other than the sky so it doesn't matter that none of them can shoot for toffee.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Did you get on a horse and fire a revolver?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

or get on a revolver
and fire a horse
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Don't you make me laugh aloud in the house you

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Of course not, the groom doesn't ride around firing his revolver in the air.
That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard Roota.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:42, Reply)

Oh my god Al you done got my head a-spinnin'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Did you hear about that turkish bloke last week who shot up and killed 3 members of his family at his wedding, losing control of an AK while fireing it into the sky?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Yep, what a fucking twat
I bet he feels a bit stupid now. Especially since he killed his own father.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Yup, deffo...
... It's a different culture, a totally different life, you can't really compaire what he did by western standards.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:58, Reply)

killing your own father
is pretty bad in most cultures
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:59, Reply)

Yeah', totally, but they don't think that firing the gun could be a bad idea.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:07, Reply)

I saw in 2007 firing a gun in one hand
and a beer in the other and I didn't kill anyone
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:10, Reply)

My sister's present for being my bridesmaid
is a Mexican wrestling mask. Trufax. Only cost a fiver.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Awwwww!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:27, Reply)

you going as a t-rex?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:28, Reply)

What side of the asle should I sit on, yours or his?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:33, Reply)

Don't give a toss
as long as there's a free bar for everyone and whoever it is I'm marrying is happy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:30, Reply)

it might be good if you're happy, too?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:31, Reply)

I will be happy
with a free bar and the knowledge I'm marrying someone ace. Don't know who she is yet but she'll be ace. Hopefully.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:36, Reply)

Oh you're going on like my parents now
I'll either have a huuuuge party with a whopper disco and everyone can come, or it's less people because I'm not made of fucking money. People can't have both.
It's not like years ago when a few people had pale ales and sherry round the bride's dad's joanner y'know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:32, Reply)

I'll get married in a barn in order to have a free bar. It's the only thing I want.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

That's a top idea!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Very traditional
And I like that in you. That and your threads.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:41, Reply)

bar in a big tent
that's what you want. Not a posh tent either, a slightly grubby marquee painted on the inside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:44, Reply)

RIGHT I'M REALLY GOING THE SHOP NOW
It's getting dark and I have to go to the Rape and Mug Cash Machine.
Anyone want anything?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:43, Reply)

Galaxy Ripple?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:44, Reply)

Oh I'm getting one too!
T'rah
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:46, Reply)

Nice one, toodles !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:47, Reply)

full up of prawns and malt loaf
but thanks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:44, Reply)

blueberry wine

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Who', back up a minute here, that sounds ace, I ain't heard of that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:49, Reply)

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
that's why you need to come chill at my hizzo
we got da mayjah hook up on this shit
raspberry, blueberry, strawberry, cranberry, blackberry, cherry, plum, peach, pear
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:53, Reply)

Oh man, I gotta get me in on that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:56, Reply)

I got your Ripple Gonz
They had no decent wine KSwiss
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:22, Reply)

Lovely !
I'm so stuffed right now, like, really really stuffed, first time I've ever been stuffed after a japanese.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:29, Reply)

I've eaten like a horse tonight
But apart from this one bit of crisps and chocolate, I've been pretty good lately.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I used an hour in the gym
as an excuse to scoff a bunch of biscuits and malt loaf. Groo!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 21:32, Reply)