Oh you're going on like my parents now
I'll either have a huuuuge party with a whopper disco and everyone can come, or it's less people because I'm not made of fucking money. People can't have both.
It's not like years ago when a few people had pale ales and sherry round the bride's dad's joanner y'know.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:32, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'll get married in a barn in order to have a free bar. It's the only thing I want.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:39, Reply)

That's a top idea!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:40, Reply)

Very traditional
And I like that in you. That and your threads.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:41, Reply)

bar in a big tent
that's what you want. Not a posh tent either, a slightly grubby marquee painted on the inside
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 13 Aug 2010, 20:44, Reply)