Boody hell people
Did anyone else see that story on the news about young children phoning childline about their parents drinking and drug taking and was impressed that Monty's two year old daughter was able to use a phone so well at that age?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:16, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Why must daddy sniff his giggle powder?"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

little snitchweasels

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Yeah, that would make me want to drink more and beat them even harder

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I can't wait to have kids so I can tell them "I drink because you don't do well at school"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

"Daddy, why do bad things happen?"
BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:26, Reply)

You cunt how dare you you don't know the full story you haven't been posting here long enough to know the full story fucking hell saying something about Monty is bang out of order I love Monty you cunt he only takes drugs when the baby's not there (apart from Calpol) and his ex is a cunt.
You cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

his ex is a saint!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I bet he wishes she was an angel.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)

You spelt angle wrong.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Some ppl R such Fking retarbs

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:24, Reply)

thx

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I'm acutely aware of your obtuseness.
and recomend a course of reflexology.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:26, Reply)

She's quite a-cute

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I'd totally High Five you over HER back
if you know what I mean.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:29, Reply)

I'm apologising wholeheartedly to Monty
for this place being such a terrible clique.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

You terrible bully

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

I'm totally GAZZING THE MODS
you cliquey cunts.


*cries*
*drinks and takes drugs in front of child*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Who did get banned?
I was busy doing stuff IRL if can you believe it and need Monday gossip.

Also, hello Monty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Child Benefit is supposed to be spent on gin.
Isn't it?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

it can only be of benefit to your child if you are drunk on gin surely?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:00, Reply)

Martini Extra Dry, actually

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 10:14, Reply)

Babycham - it's booze for t'baby!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)