that was splendid indeed
I'd like to say that some of the flounces and freakouts have been my favourite moments, but I've missed them :-(
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Here's the blaireau trying to get me banned argument
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post565198
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

she seems like a right dick

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

It's a bloke.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

really? gay?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

Nah he's got or had a wife that he has sex with after arguing on the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I'd like to put forward the idea that he is more smug than me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

he writes how I would imagine a thin angry girl to write
or a gay
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

What? "A gay"?
You are actually about twelve aren't you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

meant to write gay guy actually but pressed the wrong button
didn't feel it warranted an edit. I think you and Monty need to organise an anger management session.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I think the point was more
that gay doesn't seem to fit into the comparison. Do gay men write in a certain way?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I think my point is that using the term "a gay"
is using it purely in a derogatory manner. I know this is b3ta and all, and we do throw around the term bumder a lot, but it's generally well meaning and I'm pretty sure nobody actually has anything against gay people, but to say that the way someone writes makes you think they were "a gay" has an unpleasant undertone to it which I think needs to be pointed out.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

You bender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

^this
expressed it best
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

In order to avoid what would be IRONY LOLs considering the subject in this thread
my apologies. I would like to express to the whole of B3ta that I am sorry for using the word gay in what was perceived to be a derogatory manner. Al you are still a know it all cunt though. I'm assuming cunt is still fair game?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Shut up Bobby you gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

same to you angry old gay!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

It's not ironic to express concern
when someone writes something that I feel goes against the spirit of b3ta. I'm all for being rude on the internet and inappropriate humor is welcomed here, but you'll notice that it's very inclusive inappropriate humour, people don't think racist jokes are funny on here, or if they do, they don't usually stick around for long.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)

Talking against going against tej spirit of B3ta.. who am I...
I HATE PEOPLE CALLED AD AND BEARDS AND LOVE CARS AND I'M BETTER THAN YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE CALLED AL
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

Who's called Ad?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I am

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Called 'Ad'?
The 'D' key is half a keyboard away from the 'L' key, how'd you manage that?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

By being especially special

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Awwwww

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

awwwww gay
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

point noted
you fucking gay
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

you are such a gay

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I wish you were a racist

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

You're gay for saying this

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I'm a thin angry girl
I WRITE LIKE THIS! ROAR!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

That's not what the rhino pic insinuates

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

Bad lighting

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

You'd just eaten a lamp?
That was a bit shit, but I couldn't think of anything better, other than the classic but awful "if the camera adds 10lbs, then how many cameras were on you?"
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

you write like a pussy O'Hara

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

R B
yes I know that's how you spell bore ok
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Kitty! Psychochomp is calling you a hairy pig!

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

I'm ok with it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

This one's cuter
Wiki link
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

oh that's proper cute
I'll be that one instead.

Thanks PC!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

awwww
WANT!
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

I love these things. They look like pig flavoured humbugs :D

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

oh man
that'd be the best sweet ever
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

With a little bit of chewy bacon in the middle, instead of toffee.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

mmmm

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

haha I thought that!
or caramel and chocolate squares. Nom.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

shut up Al, you gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Blaireau is a guy

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:52, Reply)

guy alcoholic
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

alcoholic cunt
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Let's go with both

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

both Noakes
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

He maybe the cunt, but at the end of the day, he managed to get some tart off the 'net to pay his mortgage.
That's quite an anchievement, if anyone wants to pay my rent bill, they're welcome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

This,
I expect gaz offers to pay for stuff I don't really need. Like some more RAM
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

or condoms.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

thought I'd seen that
but actually hadn't

b69 really is a dick.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)

he's back
and probably reading this
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

And no-one really cares of he sees it

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I just felt
like some online bullying.

B69 is a MASSIVE CUNT
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

had he been somewhere?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I thought he'd fucked off
a few weeks back? Perhaps I was wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

I missed the events leading to WBM/BSM's departure
something about his mortgage? Being paid? Or soemthing? I've no idea.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

There was all sorts of internet white knighting
And mortgages and cats and fishing and something.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

I seem to have missed a cracker.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

It truly was
Lots of internet anger and all sorts.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

The guy's an insufferable tool
and a smug know-it-all of the highest order. In the ten years I've been lurking and posting on this site, I can't recall anybody else being quite such a condescending arse.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

and that is really saying something

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

It really, really is.

( Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

What happened to WorkBoresMe?
I used to enjoy reading her posts as it served as a constant reminder that I could NEVER be that fucking miserable?

Also, what was the cat with the shit name called?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)

It was called
Cash Machine.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

they were called stealth and bomber or some shit
she flounced because someone told her to stop being miserable
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

I prefer my answer
Also, I didn't know/care what they were actually called.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

Part of me did believe it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

There was an incident where someone, possibly Chompy, told her off for spending $1500 on cat surgery
and not having health insurance. Must have been more losing of money than gaining it.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)

Here's wormulus' first flounce
b3ta.com/talk/6208225
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

See QOTWers
Just don't flounce as well as /Talkers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

they leave quietly and shut the door on their way out

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:10, Reply)

That really was a truly awesome flounce
Probably the best I've seen.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)