You see I don;t think piercings would suit me
Don't have the stomach (literally) for belly piercing, like my tits too much, don't like my ears, and all sorts of practical reasons (I get terrible ulcers, I imagine the piercing would be hell for causing them if I got a mouth one)

Tattoos, I'm down with. Though not with going to the parlour and picking any design off the top of your head. You have to try and think.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:05, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Tattoos look best
when there's a reason behind them. If it's something you've ordered off the shelf or, worse still, one of those chinese characters/tramp stamp things, then you'll just look like a chav.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)

Portraits of your kids/dead gran/some cunt are even worse though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I think getting someone's face permanently on your body is a little creepy

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Now you know how Chompy felt that fateful night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

HA!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:17, Reply)

:(

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:18, Reply)

/cats/dogs/ferrets
agreed.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I have a vaguely chinese character looking tramp stamp
It's full of win
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I have some 'squiggly tribal shit'
and one is in the tramp stamp location :D
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

Does it look like Ass Antlers?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

haha yeah.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

That's the problem, though, isn't it?
This shit dates really quickly and you're stuck with it.

What if Kerry Katona gets the same shit as you done? You become a laughing-stock. Not for me thanks - I prefer to become a laughing stock for the things I say and do, than merely my appearance.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

The current trend for women
Is to get a tribal squiggle on the side of their hand, like Cheryl Cole.
Most of them get shit ones, so exactly like Cheryl Cole's (seriously, it's a terrible tattoo).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

There's a girl in the bar I dance in
who's got that exact one.

I want a floral one behind my ear, running down to the back of my neck, but I can't decide exactly what form I want it to take.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

Go for pastel colours
Or simple black and grey
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

I think I probably will go for pale colours
I want to add some flowers and shit to my rib one to make it less boring, but I'm proper skint.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

I want a motorhead tattoo

(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)