That's the next book.
I'm totally going to have two mega-hot guys fighting over me. Isn't that every girl's dream??? But there'll be no fucking because sex before marriage is WRONG and you'll go to HELL.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:22, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I don't know I haven't met every girl yet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

met raped
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

hilariously unnexpected.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

unexpected surprising sex
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

surprising bad
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I've never been involved in bad sex
Thank you very much.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

bad consensual
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

check the mouseover predictable

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)

Well, I didn't want to disappoint.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

Well, you do.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I had this thought two minutes ago.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Michael Buble's disappointing follow up single.

(Cave Duck, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

fighting over me up my arse at the same time.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Ssshh Al.
I'm not being me at the moment. I'm pretending to be someone else.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Don't worry
if it had been you, they would already be up there. And your typing would be really bad.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Ah, is that your theory for why my typing and spelling sometimes suddenly goes to shit?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

It's my excuse, so I just assumed it was everyones
That's why TGB is always making mistakes.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Every single poster on /OT
Actually simultaneously has two cocks up their arse. Interesting. I like your thinking.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

*checks*
Nope, just the one here.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Labs!
You're letting the side down. Shove another one in quick.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

So sorry
*grimaces, strains, then sighs and smiles*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

Much better.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

apparently in the fourth book
The vampire fucks the girl so hard she needs a new fanny. For srs.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Yeah
Totally bonestorms the HELL out of that gynee. Leaves it looking like a cross section of the Large Hydron Collider, but covered in offal.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

He also bites a pillow
Seriously. He has sex with her and it makes him bite a pillow.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:35, Reply)

HA
It's almost like Stephanie Meyer is a lurker.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

shit, my cover's been blown!
*Glitters*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

How did I miss that?!
All those time's we've met, I'm so ashamed of myself.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 16 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)