I left a dvd on and kept waking up to the intro page
repeatedly rolling, I scrambled round for the controller but couldn't find it so just gave up and woke up every couple of hours.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:19, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I pitty you

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)

It was ok
it was ff7 advent children so I kept waking up to 'dnn dnn dnnn SEPHIROTH' exciting!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Jaja
I pitty you for not switching it off, though. I like going to sleep with the radio on, but then it keeps waking me up when they laugh or play music, but I can't bring myself to switch it off. Silly girl.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I like noise
going from living in the city to the countryside I miss background noise hence at least radio on when I go to sleep.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Great film

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

why thanks

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

That's so pathetic.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

pathetic sexy
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

why didn't you just turn it off?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Because he's pathetic.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

fucking hell have you been hanging around with Monty and Al?
what's wrong with you?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

You can't even be bothered to get out of bed to turn something off?
That deserves some abuse you lazy cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

can't even be bothered to get out of bed to turn something off? posted
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

hahahaha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I also pissed in a glass once when on holiday cause I couldn't be
arsed to find the toilet.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

You're an absolute delight

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Because you're a fucking angel I suppose Labs?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I wish I was fucking Angel from Home & Away

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Home & Away Buffy
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

Haha!
That too, if only to spite a few friends who still froth over him.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

He also appears to confuse the meanings of basic words

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

if you want to join in stop being a boring cunt and say something interesting
it has been well established I get some things wrong when I type. Just calm down and move on.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)

I couldn't find the controller
It had got stuck in the foot of the bed between the matress and frame. It didn't bother me that much to be honest. I usually sleep with music on anyway.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

What about turning it off manually?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

didn't even cross my mind
I can't believe this is such a big deal.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

WE LIKE TO BLOW THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

All these rules.........................

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

All the way down!
No wait, that's the wrong one isn't it?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

hehe
"blow things out of proportion"

like my enormous penis!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I would not have expected that from you

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)

and why not?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

you're more of wet noodle man
or since Kitty is kinder than I am, perhaps a damp croissant
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)

well fuck you too :-P
I suspect that kitty may have been referring to the joke rather than the size of my penis
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

that's what you'd like to believe

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I know Kitty better

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)

unfortunately
your ego is not letting you believe the cold hard truth*

*or not as the case may be
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)

are you insinuating that my ego's writing cheques my body can't cash?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)

not insinuating
stating.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)

are you also bald and smoking a cigar?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)

if that's what you want to imagine
then who am I to say otherwise
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

this is you
www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsT/17190-19821.gif
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)

Booblegs just out of shot I'm guessing

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I think Vipros needs to ease up on himself

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I think Amberl owes it to all of us
to draw a face on one of her breasts and hold a cigar to the mouth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I once drew a smily face on my boob
and photo messaged it to my boyfriend, who was having a really shit time. It cheered him up, but apparently he'd left his phone at his mum's that day. Oops.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)

LIES
Women don't text rude pics of themselves to boys. It's all Hollywood/Media LIES.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

If that's what your girlfriend tells you...
then who am I to argue?
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

It's what I tell myself
It's a coping mechanism.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

I'm sorry.
Although since you have access to boobs in real life, does it really matter if you don't get them texted to you?
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

There is that, it's why I'm not bothered
But sometimes she's not here, and therefore the boobs aren't.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

That, my friend,
is what the internet is for.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Oh I know
Believe me.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

hahahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)

Because she knows you have
A smaller than average cock.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)

He wishes she knew that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Kitty and I are destined to be together chum
no wishing required. Even if I did have a smaller than average cock
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)

This is only because I haven't done a strikethrough in ages
and I are is
together unbelievably fucking disappointed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

because he's a fool
a pathetic fool.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I like you Chompy I really do
so stop being boring. You were funny yesterday.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

I'm not here to entertain you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

you anyone ever
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
!!!!!!!

Nah... not really.

*ho-hums*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I'm finding him quite funny today
here's a quick lesson: Things will go better for you if learn to laugh at people taking the piss out of you, particularly when it is funny.

Further hint: repetition of the same thing (like a meme) makes it funny. The target denying it makes it even funnier
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

I know all these things
but somethings aren't funny.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

always a winner

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

Bravo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Shut up Bert

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

shut up bert blah blah blah
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)

Wasteful
*insert faux-environmental rant here*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

You cunt

( broadsword, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

*Applause*

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)