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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I slept like a baby last night. Woke up screaming, covered in piss and shit.
How did you sleep last night? Also, does anybody have a water bed and if so, are they any good?
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:12, 229 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Dunno, passed out after all the booze and massive drugs

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)
I left a dvd on and kept waking up to the intro page
repeatedly rolling, I scrambled round for the controller but couldn't find it so just gave up and woke up every couple of hours.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:19, Reply)
I pitty you

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
It was ok
it was ff7 advent children so I kept waking up to 'dnn dnn dnnn SEPHIROTH' exciting!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Jaja
I pitty you for not switching it off, though. I like going to sleep with the radio on, but then it keeps waking me up when they laugh or play music, but I can't bring myself to switch it off. Silly girl.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I like noise
going from living in the city to the countryside I miss background noise hence at least radio on when I go to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)
Great film

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)
why thanks

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
That's so pathetic.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

pathetic sexy
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
why didn't you just turn it off?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
Because he's pathetic.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
fucking hell have you been hanging around with Monty and Al?
what's wrong with you?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)
You can't even be bothered to get out of bed to turn something off?
That deserves some abuse you lazy cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

can't even be bothered to get out of bed to turn something off? posted
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)
I also pissed in a glass once when on holiday cause I couldn't be
arsed to find the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)
You're an absolute delight

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)
Because you're a fucking angel I suppose Labs?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)
I wish I was fucking Angel from Home & Away

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

Home & Away Buffy
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)
Haha!
That too, if only to spite a few friends who still froth over him.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)
He also appears to confuse the meanings of basic words

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)
if you want to join in stop being a boring cunt and say something interesting
it has been well established I get some things wrong when I type. Just calm down and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I couldn't find the controller
It had got stuck in the foot of the bed between the matress and frame. It didn't bother me that much to be honest. I usually sleep with music on anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)
What about turning it off manually?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
didn't even cross my mind
I can't believe this is such a big deal.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)
WE LIKE TO BLOW THINGS OUT OF PROPORTION

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)
All these rules.........................

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)
All the way down!
No wait, that's the wrong one isn't it?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)
hehe
"blow things out of proportion"

like my enormous penis!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I would not have expected that from you

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)
and why not?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)
you're more of wet noodle man
or since Kitty is kinder than I am, perhaps a damp croissant
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:43, Reply)
well fuck you too :-P
I suspect that kitty may have been referring to the joke rather than the size of my penis
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)
that's what you'd like to believe

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:47, Reply)
I know Kitty better

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)
unfortunately
your ego is not letting you believe the cold hard truth*

*or not as the case may be
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
are you insinuating that my ego's writing cheques my body can't cash?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)
not insinuating
stating.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)
are you also bald and smoking a cigar?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
if that's what you want to imagine
then who am I to say otherwise
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)
this is you
www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsT/17190-19821.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Booblegs just out of shot I'm guessing

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
I think Vipros needs to ease up on himself

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I think Amberl owes it to all of us
to draw a face on one of her breasts and hold a cigar to the mouth
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)
I once drew a smily face on my boob
and photo messaged it to my boyfriend, who was having a really shit time. It cheered him up, but apparently he'd left his phone at his mum's that day. Oops.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:14, Reply)
LIES
Women don't text rude pics of themselves to boys. It's all Hollywood/Media LIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)
If that's what your girlfriend tells you...
then who am I to argue?
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)
It's what I tell myself
It's a coping mechanism.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)
I'm sorry.
Although since you have access to boobs in real life, does it really matter if you don't get them texted to you?
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)
There is that, it's why I'm not bothered
But sometimes she's not here, and therefore the boobs aren't.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)
That, my friend,
is what the internet is for.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)
Oh I know
Believe me.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)
Because she knows you have
A smaller than average cock.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
He wishes she knew that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)
Kitty and I are destined to be together chum
no wishing required. Even if I did have a smaller than average cock
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
This is only because I haven't done a strikethrough in ages
and I are is
together unbelievably fucking disappointed
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)
because he's a fool
a pathetic fool.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)
I like you Chompy I really do
so stop being boring. You were funny yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I'm not here to entertain you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

you anyone ever
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:56, Reply)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
!!!!!!!

Nah... not really.

*ho-hums*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)
I'm finding him quite funny today
here's a quick lesson: Things will go better for you if learn to laugh at people taking the piss out of you, particularly when it is funny.

Further hint: repetition of the same thing (like a meme) makes it funny. The target denying it makes it even funnier
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)
I know all these things
but somethings aren't funny.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)
always a winner

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
Bravo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Shut up Bert

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:59, Reply)

shut up bert blah blah blah
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)
Wasteful
*insert faux-environmental rant here*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)
You cunt

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)
*Applause*

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 15 Apr 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I miss Mark in my bed since he went to Worthing
But I sleep so much better without him and his snoring and sleep walking. I feel fresh in the mornings! It had been so long that I had forgotten!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)
very badly
ended up getting up, and not going back until half 5. Bit feverish.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)
I was out on the sauce last night
so it was unconsciousness more than sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
like a fucking log
basically incapacitated myself playing badminton last night.

I don't have a water bed, I'd like to try one, but I can imagine that they are probably shit.

Get a mattress made from loads of springs and topped with memory foam. Mine is fucking incredible.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)
I prefer 'mammary foam'
I make my own, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
you sir, are a delight

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
i like mammary foam

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)
no, hang on

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I've not thought this through

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
I think the words you're looking for is
Breasts.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)
i like them

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)
There we go
We've got you back to normal now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)
Does this foam start to sag & head south after a few years?

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
I imagine they're like an airbed that's not fully inflated

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Not really
my recollection is that they are actually quite wobbly. But then, I wasn't sleeping on it, I was bouncing on it.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Oh yeah? 'Bouncing' huh?
A wobbly bed would be fucking irritating, especially as I roll from one side to the other a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)
I slept through a typhoon on a ship once
until it turfed me right out of bed. The vacuum kept rolling up and down the cabin, me and my sister thought it was brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
I would freakin' LOVE that!
Until the point where the ship starts breaking or sinking though.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:04, Reply)
I think that's the point where most folk would definitely be freaking out
No point freaking out before then.

I'm the same on planes when there's turbulence. Most folk sit looking terrified, and I'm sitting with a huge smile on my face.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)
Same here
Most of the time it's over before people realise, so why panic after it's happened?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)
It was pretty awesome
It takes a hell of a lot to sink a cargo carrier so we weren't really in any danger. We spent a lot of the time running up and down the cabin with the swells. It got a bit annoying when I was trying to sleep, my sister was vomming every time she lay down, but I'm pretty hardy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Oh dear
I would have been a fountain of tears and vomit - I can get seasick in a puddle.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Yes, bouncing
I was 9.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)
Oh..ok...
*awkward silence*
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:08, Reply)
Hehe
not even chavscum start that early, do they?
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:12, Reply)
According to the Daily Mail
They are.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Ah, the daily fail
always good for a giggle.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)
We get it at work
Sometimes I sit down to read it, and just laugh and laugh and laugh!
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)
they're bizarrre
My friend has one. Once you're in it's quite difficult to move. Shagging in it must involve just getting in position and rocking until physics takes over. It's how Imagine an upturned turtle feels.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)
You probably want to change that to
"They're bizarre", before Monty notices.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)
will this happen everytime because I may do it a lot.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
Just stop posting: problem solved!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)
You're fond of me Monty
I can tell.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:44, Reply)
someone will always beat you down for grammar errors

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Is it not just
a bit dull?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)
Only if you are on the receiving end.
Correcting other posters' mistakes is never boring.

I've just made one there for the pedants to have a go at.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)
it's not like anyone spends their time hunting for them
if you read a post and it has something stupid in it, regardless of what, then take the piss. Whether it is a typo, or a stupid opinion or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)
fair enough,
tradition is tradition I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)
I do.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)
not when you keep reacting to it, no

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:11, Reply)
there?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
On the stair!
A little mouse with clogs on.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)
right there

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Well, I declare!
going clip clippity clop on the stairs.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:09, Reply)
shut up bert

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)
fucking wonderful until 3am
had to go potty
then slept fucking wonderful until 7
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)
Quite well.
It was nice to turn the alarm off as today will be my only day off this week.

Water beds can be quite comfortable once you're past the initial disconcerting adjustment period.
(bill, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:35, Reply)
On Monday night I had less than 15 minutes' sleep
so consequently last night I slept like the dead.

I have slept on a waterbed several times. They are shit. Guaranteed to induce vomiting in the drunken user.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)
I hadn't thought of drunken usage
I can imagine that would be nasty.
(bill, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)
15 minutes?
I daydream longer than that
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)
In a coffin?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)
Yes. In real life I am Dave Vanian.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)
I just had to google him.
I had no idea you were so effeminate.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)
I saw The Damned supporting Motorhead a while back
They were really, really good - I was most surprised, as I only like their first LP. That is a fucking brilliant punk rock record, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Even though I sport a mohawk
I'm not that into punk. That said, the best punk album is Refused - The Shape of Punk to Come.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)
Most punk is shit.
Most 'punk' is not punk.

Some of the original stuff's amazing. Real 'punk rock' like mid-60s garage I LOVE.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)
I think that's why the album I mentioned is great
It is proper punk, it doesn't sound like classic punk, punk rock or 'pop punk', it's something else, more raw.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)
I don't know them, thanks for the tip.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
Might not be up your street at all
But I think they're worth a listen.
(The album does mix in some drum 'n' bass style samples, just a 'heads up' in case you hate that sort of thing).
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:03, Reply)
Sounds more like my brother's cup of tea
but I am more open-minded than I make out.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)
I am too
Although seem to prefer the more aggressive, loud, percussion-heavy music most of the time. Depends on the mood I'm in.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)
My brother recommends the new Revolting Cocks album.
Gibby Haynes from the Butthole Surfers (of whom I have been a huge fan for many years) guests on one track, always a good idea to have Gibby on board.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:13, Reply)
Have you listened to Clutch?
you might hate them, but their early stuff is raw heavy rock, the newer is a bit more blues-tinged. Got some great stoner lyrics throughout.

I recommend their song The Great Outdoors for a taster.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)
They're a band I've been meaning to listen to more of
Therefore, I shall.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)
they have some great album names
Blast Tyrant is a particularly good one
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)
No,
but a girl I know has one of their bags.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I will destroy you

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)
I used to think you were cool

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:18, Reply)
So eager to get that joke out you accidentaly pressed shift.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:20, Reply)
pedantic post fail: karma: pedantic post highlighting case error contains spelling error

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:22, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:26, Reply)
I slipped when I high-fived myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:25, Reply)
I've got a couple of Butthole Surfers albums, and one (I think) RC album
I'll check the new one out. I do love their cover of "Do you think I'm sexy?".
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)
hahahaha LIES

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Utter, utter lies.
Can't believe no-one pulled me up on it...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)
You've hit on something that irritates me, there.
People (particularly film/programme makers) representing 1976/7 always make out that it was full of people sporting mohawks and wearing bin liners and bondage trousers, when it really, really was nothing like that.
The bit in the Great Rock n Roll Swindle (and it's the only bit worth watching) that cuts between the actual footage of the Sex Pistols on their trip down the Thames and the reconstruction of it, illustrates this perfectly.
(Cave Duck, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:10, Reply)
It was only due to the death of wotsisname recently
That I found out how much of the Sex Pistols image was engineered. I have a pair of Sex Pistols boxers, officially licensed, which I bought from New Look for a few quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)
Heh. Mind you, I bought some Country Life butter the other day.

(Cave Duck, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:17, Reply)
It's even more evident in Don Letts' superb ‘Punk Rock Movie’.
The original people were really inventive in their dress – by the time a ‘punk look’ was being marketed, and there were ‘punk nights’ in clubs etc the game was already up.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)
Rat Scabies, was my favourite member of The Damned, purely on the basis of his name.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:52, Reply)
The first Damned album was produced by Nick Lowe, if I remember correctly.
One of several splendid contributions he has made to music.
(Cave Duck, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
It's a masterpiece.
Streets ahead of The Clash's contemporaneous coil of dog faeces.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)
As far as debut 'punk' albums go
The Fall - Live at the Witchtrials is a definite contender. Still sounds fresh as fuck.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)
In other Fall news
There was a programme on last night with Simon Armitage tracing the origins of a poem which was in a (dare I say it) earthy Yorkshire dialect. At one point he went to a football match and they played "Kicker Conspiracy" as the background music. It's odd how you still get a kick out of hearing music that you liked but wasn't mainstream making it on to the telly.
(Cave Duck, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
My pal Nick
drummed for the Fall at Reading one year after Mark Smith fired their drummer an hour before their set.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)
To be fair, I don't think it's an official Fall gig if he doesn't fire, fight with, or marry one of the band.

(Cave Duck, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
I did a photo shoot in Brix Smith's house once.
She was wandering around topless at one point. I don't think she's all there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:07, Reply)
Spoken like a true raconteur

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)
Doesn't sound so great
Although they would suit the drunken bed pisser, a quick wipe of the velour and it would be good to go again.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:43, Reply)
I woke up at 5.30, 6.30 and 7.30
each time completely confused as to why I was still in bed and also confused as I couldn't remember what time I needed to get up... then I fell back to sleep again and freaked out when my alarm finally went off at 8.00! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)
Out of interest
What time were you actually meant to get up?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)
8.15!
My brain gets hurty as I work 8.00ish - 4.30 Mon-Tues and 10.30 - 6.00 on Wed, Thurs, Fri... and I forget what days I do stuff! :S
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)
At least there's some sort of routine
I rarely know what day it is these days.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:07, Reply)
This is true, its sort of there
At least working those hours I get more chance of getting a seat on the tube - huzah! :)

Its Wednesday today... if that helps?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:15, Reply)
Although not knowing the day can be seen as a downside
I have little to do other than applying for jobs, so it doesn't generally actually matter what day it is.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:24, Reply)
That's fair enough
Probably best to check the date if you get a job interview though! :)

How are you getting on with the job hunt?
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:29, Reply)
I'm surprisingly ok with what date it is
Just not what day that's relating to. Job hunt's going ok, lots of applications to do, and hoping I get something. I've lifted the embargo on applying for jobs in London too, which opens things up a bit.

How's things with you? Fully recovered from 'the impressive incident' yet?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)
I see!
Fingers crossed something good comes up. Good plan to open the search up in London as well! :)

I'm alright ta. Still a bit clunky but otherwise okay thank you, also managed to escape without bruises, so that's pretty darn good!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)
To be honest
It's nothing short of amazing that you didn't get so much as a bruise.

Swipey convinced me London isn't as bad as I thought, so thought I might as well apply to stuff there.`
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)
That's because
I have mad falling skillz!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)
Well practiced obviously
Or you're used to high impacts from DiT hitting you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)
don't listen to her, she's trying to lure you in!
She's a black widow and you're a tiny little moth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
RACIST.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:04, Reply)
Meh, I'm open to being lured in
Plus if I move south then I may actually meet b3tans at some point.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)
I wouldn't
They/We aren't worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)
I am, I'm awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:30, Reply)
Yeah, speak for yourself, Lab.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:32, Reply)
So it's worth meeting b3tans that aren't Lab
Or Pires.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)
Pretty much spot on!
Oh, and Edmund if you're feeling ill.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)
Do you still have your awesome hair?
If not, I can think of one fewer reason to meet you.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)
I still have my mohawk, yes
So that makes a total of one reason, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Leaving a grand total of 0.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)
Beat you to the joke
Youth and self-deprecation: 1
Senility and arthritic fingers: 0
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)
Oh not you as well.
I'm thirty fucking six!

EDIT Still, 'you're only as old as you feel'. So, I'm 89.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)
going on 80

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Hahah great minds...

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:45, Reply)
;-)
drummer in my band is 36 and he gets mocked mercilessly for being old.

frankly, he is much the same as I am, and have been since I was about 24. He's just slightly better paid, got a slightly nicer car, and slightly smaller mortgage and is already married.

Still smokes loads of dope and listens to rock music though.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:47, Reply)
I saw an opportunity for a sly dig
And took it. I'm not proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)
I would have been disappointed if you hadn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)
Do you really want to celebrate
That being the only reason? Really?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)
I'd rather know a couple of b3tans
when I moved to a new city than know nobody at all.
(berk, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)
Very well, thank you for asking, all this good sleep is something new to me.
I have been informed that I am going to 'Sweat Salt' tonight. Should I be frightened, confused, or aroused?
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)
All of the above!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:39, Reply)
This could be awkward.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:42, Reply)
Are you kidding?
What a combination!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:44, Reply)
Yes, but I'll be with Flim's best friend...

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)
As well as Flim?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:45, Reply)
Nope.
Just me, the friend, and hot salty sweat.


And about 40 other people.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:49, Reply)
I honestly have no idea what this sweat salt thing is
Google shed no light. I'm slightly concerned/worried now.

Just make sure that arousal isn't the dominant of the three emotions.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:51, Reply)
Nope
I'll be at home eating pasta bake and blogging about shoes probably.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)
Well
Since your hubby's option sounds frankly terrifying, I think that your plans sound far better.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:53, Reply)
Cheers!
I'm not so fussed on sweaty men shouting at me in a field... I'd rather eat the pasta! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)
Reading a blog about shoes would be part of my own personal hell.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)
Not just shoes
other pretty things too, and its not for you... its for girls with the possibility of getting free shit if it does well... so do one! :-P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Free stuff?
My ears perked up all of a sudden when I read that.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)
Free girly stuff though
like shoes and handbags and stuff! :D

I'm going to work on getting the free stuff, this will probably mean I'll have to lie to get it though... I'll have to say that Topshop is really good or something... oh well!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Low standards ahoy!
There's probably no male equivalent. I really need to find some freelance work to make some money just now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Hmmm...
not really, unless you want to write about tiny-boy-shirts from Next? :(
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Not really
Especially as I'd never be seen dead wearing them.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:01, Reply)
See every man I talk to says this
so who the hell are they selling them to? They can't all be purchased by those dancing boys from JLS!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)
I reckon they're accident buys
My brother needed some clothing advice, so I scoured Topman, French Connection etc and picked him out some really nice stuff. However I've got a poor sense of humour and included some snakeskin extra skinny jeans, and things like that. He bought them and was too embarrassed to take them back haha
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)
That is brilliant! :)

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)
This is why I have no desire to do music journalism.
If you have integrity you'll last 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)
Its a problem
You have you be willing to sell your soul to get what you want... oh well, I'm not James Brown so hopefully I won't miss mine! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)
and I'm right here too
it's like student sensor
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)
Hahaha
I think you have to get 1,000s of people following you before companies take notice and try to flog you free stuff in order for you to big it up to girls with tiny brains and big credit cards... but I'm willing to put in the hours... I'm in need of a creative outlet at the moment, this'll do the trick for now! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)
I'd be tempted
except I only buy and wear stuff I like, and I suspect you'd have to be wider ranging than that!
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)
This is also my problem
but I'm doing it anyway. I have spent so many years looking at clothes on the internet I can recommend sites to pretty much anyone to find clothes they want, whether they're my taste or not... I'm not sure how this has happened, but I'm pretty sure it'll assist me in the getting of free stuff!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)
best of luck with it
these days I just end up on ebay mostly, though I have got a few nice things off it
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)
I get scared by ebay as you're dealing with internet people, its only going to go wrong!
but I applaud anyone who gets what they want from it, its really cool if you know what you're doing... I just don't! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:14, Reply)
I just use it for the bargains
got a Calvin Klein cocktail dress for six pounds last night for example, and a Versace jacket for twenty pounds that is rather lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 17:16, Reply)
I have two kids
So sleep was an optional extra that I thought I could do without. It turns out it should be included as standard. I believe I have been mis-sold here and want expert advice. b3ta, you're my only hope....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:48, Reply)
the white slave trade is the answer

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)
hmmmm
I have not considered this....
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:52, Reply)
sorry, it's medical experiments for the lot of you ...
cruel to be kind, sort of thing.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 18 Aug 2010, 15:57, Reply)

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