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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That was my job, but I hadn't been informed it was, and no-one had reminded me. The only reason I stayed on is because I'd been crucially told to ignore the piece of paper given to me, as it only contained addresses, which I'd now entered onto the system. That also contained invoice instructions, which I'd never looked at.
Realistically, it was my fault, but I couldn't be 100% blamed, as no-one else had checked before telling me.
Since then I've been the picture of a perfect employee.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)
could you not edit it to make it more exciting. add some sexual tension and maybe a fight. You know jazz it up a bit.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)
I expected a slap on the wrist, so decided to take the piss. I turned up wearing a clown outfit, with my cock poking out. As I was invited in, I started to cry, before bashing my bishop all over the place, screaming the lords prayer.
Then I punched the boss, before sodomising him with the chair he'd been sat in.
Better?
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:09, Reply)
A better piece of work now you have put some
(, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:19, Reply)
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