Gigli,
no contest.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:52, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You paid to see that?
*points and laughs*

Sorry, had to be done.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

"it's turkey time. gobble gobble"
i never actually sat through it, as i have some modicum of taste and intelligence, but i gather that line was actually in it. horrendous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)

There's also the scene where J-Lo does a monologue about her cunt for about 10 minutes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)

what's it actually about?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Love story about a hit man or something
Ben Afleck is so god damn macho that he turns a lesbian straight.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

Doesn't he do that in that Kevin Smith film too?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

Chasing Amy
only good scene in that film is when Kevin Smith is monologuing in the cafe. And the Nubian Princess line is a killer.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

ben affleck
would totally get it. "he's just not that into you" it is very hard to choose between him and bradley cooper.

hang on a minute, what am i talking about? a choice between the committed, sweet, caring character who does her washing up and buys her a massive diamond ring? or the lying, cheating, two-timing womaniser who shags his wife with his girlfriend in the closet? of course i'd pick the bastard, every time.

/men are all shit blog
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I love Bradley Cooper
although he was a bit annoying in the A Team, his smile was too big.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

i've not seen that yet
i never ever watched the show as a child. but i will watch it soon because my future husband is in it, yes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

for a moment there
I didn't realise you were answering the Alt Q.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

he wasn't.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)

The reason he can't sit through it is because he's wanked himself into a coma

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)

I like JLo
I know I shouldn't, but I do! I think she's an ok actress, much better than some of the vapid bints out there.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)

She is excellent in both U turn and Out of Sight.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)

I've never seen her in a proper film, only in romcoms
but she's always pretty good. Monster in Law is dreadful but she did the best she could with it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

Watch Out of Sight, it's brilliant.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

is that the one with Clooney as well
if so it is utter dog shit.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Take that back, heathen
Out of Sight is an awesome film
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

it is actually good
as much as I hate J-Lo, she is good in that, and I would bang her. Hard.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

she was good in that one
with Richard Gere. The dancing film
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Shall We Dance
Remake of a Japanese film, rather than the 1936 Fred and Ginger classic of the same name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

that was it
I want to see the Japanese film because it looks good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Yeah it is pretty good
The dancing in the Fred and Ginger one is much, much, much better though

Obviously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

sorry my dancing friend but I can't
It was toss from start to finish. If I could only ever watch one film again it would be Labyrinth. With David Bowie.

You remind me of the babe
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Knew I shouldn't have given you access to my FB pics

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

I've not looked at them yet
I am rubbish at FB stalking. I lose interest and go on the football pages. We have just bought a new defender. Gallas to spurs as well,
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

Don't lie
I can feel your filthy eyes ALL OVER ME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

they will be, they will be

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

I remember wanting to see that when it was on Sky, back in the day...
...when my parents had Sky.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)