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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well, that thread has just had me thinking about films
So I'll go back to something I'm sure must have popped up at some point.

What films do you like that not many others have heard of?

For me, you've got Boondock Saints 1 and 2, along with Versus.

All 3 are violent and silly in equal measures.

Also, "Låt den rätte komma in" is absolutely brilliant.

How about you lot?

Alt Q: What's the worst film you've ever paid to see? Mine was War Of The Worlds, pile of unmitigated shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:48, 30 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Easy - The Avengers remake
Not only absolute shit, but I got done speeding on the way there.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)
Avangers?
BELMS

sneaky edit there huh!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)
NO idea what you are on about
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)
hahahaha skills

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)
Move along now
Nothing to see here
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:51, Reply)
War of the Worlds was bloody terrible
but not as bad as the time I went to the cinema with friends after not sleeping for 30 hours. They didn't tell me what we were seeing until I got there.

Father of the Bride. 2.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)
Pathfinder
I know it's shit but I like sticking it on when doing something else. It's entertaining and I like people running round with swords shouting.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:50, Reply)
wut

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Sorry, neither of the 2 previous threads were there when I put this one up

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)
new thread overload

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)
Ah well, this is clearly the best one

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Gigli,
no contest.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:52, Reply)
You paid to see that?
*points and laughs*

Sorry, had to be done.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)
"it's turkey time. gobble gobble"
i never actually sat through it, as i have some modicum of taste and intelligence, but i gather that line was actually in it. horrendous.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)
There's also the scene where J-Lo does a monologue about her cunt for about 10 minutes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)
what's it actually about?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)
Love story about a hit man or something
Ben Afleck is so god damn macho that he turns a lesbian straight.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Doesn't he do that in that Kevin Smith film too?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)
Chasing Amy
only good scene in that film is when Kevin Smith is monologuing in the cafe. And the Nubian Princess line is a killer.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)
ben affleck
would totally get it. "he's just not that into you" it is very hard to choose between him and bradley cooper.

hang on a minute, what am i talking about? a choice between the committed, sweet, caring character who does her washing up and buys her a massive diamond ring? or the lying, cheating, two-timing womaniser who shags his wife with his girlfriend in the closet? of course i'd pick the bastard, every time.

/men are all shit blog
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I love Bradley Cooper
although he was a bit annoying in the A Team, his smile was too big.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)
i've not seen that yet
i never ever watched the show as a child. but i will watch it soon because my future husband is in it, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)
for a moment there
I didn't realise you were answering the Alt Q.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)
he wasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)
The reason he can't sit through it is because he's wanked himself into a coma

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)
I like JLo
I know I shouldn't, but I do! I think she's an ok actress, much better than some of the vapid bints out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)
She is excellent in both U turn and Out of Sight.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I've never seen her in a proper film, only in romcoms
but she's always pretty good. Monster in Law is dreadful but she did the best she could with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)
Watch Out of Sight, it's brilliant.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)
is that the one with Clooney as well
if so it is utter dog shit.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Take that back, heathen
Out of Sight is an awesome film
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)
it is actually good
as much as I hate J-Lo, she is good in that, and I would bang her. Hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)
she was good in that one
with Richard Gere. The dancing film
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Shall We Dance
Remake of a Japanese film, rather than the 1936 Fred and Ginger classic of the same name
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)
that was it
I want to see the Japanese film because it looks good
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Yeah it is pretty good
The dancing in the Fred and Ginger one is much, much, much better though

Obviously
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)
sorry my dancing friend but I can't
It was toss from start to finish. If I could only ever watch one film again it would be Labyrinth. With David Bowie.

You remind me of the babe
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)
Knew I shouldn't have given you access to my FB pics

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
I've not looked at them yet
I am rubbish at FB stalking. I lose interest and go on the football pages. We have just bought a new defender. Gallas to spurs as well,
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Don't lie
I can feel your filthy eyes ALL OVER ME
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)
they will be, they will be

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)
I remember wanting to see that when it was on Sky, back in the day...
...when my parents had Sky.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)
Blair Witch Project
fucking dreadful crap. I've shat better films than that.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:54, Reply)
Vipros I'm ashamed
yesterday you quoted Top Gun and I didn't realise it. By coincidence I watched Top Gun last night and recognised it (ego writing cheques your body can't cash)
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I had that as my text alert for a long time
there was a period of my life where I watched Top Gun about once a week. Such a brilliant film.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)
this doesn't surprise me
did you pick up any volleyball tips?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Do it topless and do it hard

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)
I played some beach volleyball on my mate's stag do
before we revealed how awful we all were, me and my mate Paul strung together some good moves, and then did the high-low 5. It was splendid.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)
Coolest man on B3ta prize for this

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)
watching the volleyball scene is excellent
purely for the unbelievably high amounts of pointlessness
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Amberl Amberl Amberl
It's a key scene in the film it highlights the competitiveness between Maverick and Iceman and shows how Maverick will always be a renegade as he leaves mid game for sexy time. It really is an interesting insightful scene.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

the competitiveness between Maverick and Iceman and shows how Maverick will always be a renegade as he leaves mid game for sexy time. It really is an interesting insightful scene. HOW MASSIVELY GAY THEY ALL ARE
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)
thanks Kitty
pretty much this. Well the whole film.

'You can be my wingman anytime'
'You can be mine'
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the emotion in that scene makes me well up.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

well up come
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)
Kitty I like you I think you are lovely
BUT DON'T BE MEAN ABOUT THE BEST FILM EVER MADE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

think you are lovely want to put my penis in you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)
The only picture I have seen of her is when she is in Walrus mode
so ye bring it on.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)
Shut up, I'm well fit

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)
As much as internet arrogance usually annoys me
I've seen other pictures and she really is
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)
I doubt she's a Nicola from Girls Aloud though.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:14, Reply)
I'd rather have Kitty by some distance
but I'm getting the impression that you like a bit of ginger minge
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:15, Reply)
Redhead my friend, ginger is almost racist.
Right I'm off out to lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)
you should be ashamed
I even posted a link to a picture of the guy!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)
I should be ashamed
I love that film as well
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you should be ashamed
it's brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)
I know
there are some great quotes in it
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I've never been a big fan of Top Gun

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)
I prefer back to the future
I was proper excited when we went to a american diner like the one in that
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)
I want to go to a diner, they look so awesome.
I want a big milkshake
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)
I share this view
we can go to one on our first date
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)
YAY!
I'm well excited now.

Sometimes I forget that this is all make believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)
haha
how sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)
I totally had Pancakes and bacon and maple syrup
and AND an Oreo milkshake

turns out that is too much sugar
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)
I have Les Enfants du Paradis
Bloody marvellous film, but nobody I know has ever seen it (except my ex-flatmate's father, who kindly bought me the DVD as a present).

Worst film I paid to see? Hmmm. Wild Wild West was pretty dire. The last half an hour of AI pretty much ruined the previous 2 1/2 hours. But the one that left me the most disappointed, feeling betrayed, hurt and bewildered that such a monumental pile of honk could ever be commited to screen? Indiana Jones IV.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:55, Reply)
I think I liked wild wild west
is that the one with the big steampunk spider? It was toss, but lots of fun
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Yar.
And Kenneth Branagh dressed as a crippled Colonel Sanders.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
god I'd erased Indiana Jones 4 from my memory
"these people must be russian, they are drinking vodka and dancing like russians all dance"

utter rubbish. I hate Shia TheBeef as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
he was good in Surf's Up because you can't see his stupid overly dramatic face

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Surf's Up is amazing

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)
we'll rent it for our second date.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I have it on DVD

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)
predators
rubbish

almost walked out, only stayed as i had the futile hope that it would get better
(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:57, Reply)
Is it really shit?
Damn.

I though AvP was awesome, but AvP2 was fucking shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)
You're half right
If you enjoyed AvP then you'll like Predators
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)
I thoroughly enjoyed Predators
I made sure to leave my brain at home and adopt an appropriately mong-level mindset before going to see it, though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)
Same with me when I watched Doom

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
I'm glad you both said this
it bugs me when people slag off films for not being the best film they've ever seen in the world at any time, because different films are meant for different things. If you want an indepth storyline and complicated plot twists then go and watch something like Inception, but if you're happy to be entertained for a couple of hours by ridiculous stunts and fun fight scenes, it's ok to enjoy Prince of Persia.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)
I watched PoP last night
I thought it was good
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)
I loved it
it was just fun. Gemma Arterton annoys me, she's a bit shit, but it was entertaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)
she is beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
I thought every one of the women in the harem scene in PoP was better looking

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)
Pissed me off when people said Avatar was shit cos of the PLOT
a) what the hell did they expect from a James Cameron movie? You wouldn't go see a David Mamet film and leave complaining about the lack of explosions
b) I cannot believe that anyone would sit through Avatar at the cinema and spend the whole time thinking "ooh, this plot's not very good"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)
I agree.
It was shit for many more reasons than just the plot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)
It was ferngully with prettier pictures.
I also hated that film.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Unrelated question, but are you a Mel Brooks fan at all?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I like his films (to a certain extent)
but I can't stand him or his roles in his films.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)
me neither
he annoys me in all of them, his jokes seem too forced when he says them himself.

Like Tarantino, he shits on every scene he's in.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)
I dunno, I quite like the Dead Nigger Storage scene

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)
I like the scene
I just hate him, I think he's dreadful in it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)
I'm glad
I didn't bother to see it at the cinema. My brother has the DVD so I watched it with him; the plot was paper-thin and about as long as a midget's tonker, utterly predictable, and beyond twee.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)
El Topo
I will buy an internet pint for anyone here who has seen it and enjoyed it. Even members of 'Wise & Wise'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)
My husband-to-be
has the DVD, and really likes it. I haven't got round to watching it yet.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)
You have chosen your spouse wisely.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)
Yep.
I'm glad I decided to be a prison pen-pal.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Dang
Have heard of it but never seen it. Saw The Rainbow Thief, another of Todorowsky's body of work, mostly because of my love for Lawrence of Arabia. Can I have half a pint?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)
Sure. Of Marc Almond's spunk.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:02, Reply)
That'll do nicely
It'll fetch a fortune on eBay. How, pray tell, do you plan to milk the erstwhile Soft Cell frontman?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Sorry, it's 'self-service'. I am merely picking up the tab.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)
Hahaha
Oh, Monty, you still have a direct line to my funny bone

Today's compliments will all be in the form of quotes from Frasier
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)
best possible response
I'm impressed
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I love Lawrence of Arabia!
Never fails to move me to tears, a combination of O'Toole's prettiness, the landscapes/cinematography, and the music.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)
It is an amazingly well-crafted film
It also works as an excellent barometer for any given person's intelligence. If they say Lawrence of Arabia is boring then there's no reason whatsoever to listen to their opinions on anything.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Yep.
Anyone who claims they don't like foreign films, b/w films, old films, or having to read subtitles is immediately put down a level in my mental filing cabinet called "what people are worth in my opinion".
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)
I don't understand people who say they hate subtitled films
I find after the first few minutes I stop noticing that I'm reading at all as my brain almost translates it in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)
One person I spoke to
says it's that because she spends the entire film reading the subtitles, she can't watch what's happening on screen.

Personally I don't find that a problem.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)
It's excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)
No idea?
is it a silent movie? The most exotic film I own is Intacto. Which is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:03, Reply)
Aye, good film
I think I prefer the sensory overload of Holy Mountain though.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)
I knew you wouldn't let me down.
Have a pint of MASSIVE DRUGS.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)
*downs in one*

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)
Anyone seen 'Terror of Tiny Town'?
B&W midget western. Indescribably freaky.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)
are you sure you didn't hallucinate that?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Certain.
I also didn't hallucinate 'For Your Height Only', a Phillipino midget James Bond spoof, featuring 'double O three and a half'.

On the same theme, anyone seen 'Even Dwarfs (sic) Started Small'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)
oh my word.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:18, Reply)
My brother is obsessed with dwarves and midgets.
I have seen pretty much every midget film going, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)
Including R Kelly's Trapped In The Closet?

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)
remembering lols

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)
But the man, is a midget, midget, midget, midget....
Genius
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)
Actually no - what in God's name are you on about?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)

This
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)
oh you are in for a treat!

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)
The only film I have paid to see that I felt compelled to walk out on was War of the Worlds
Hmmm I agree with you on the Boondock saints but loads of people have heard of that. When I tell people my favourite film is Wild at Heart I get a lot of blank faces but again its still quite well known. Technotise - Edit i ja is very good.

edit* None of my friends have ever seen Paris Texas which I think is an awesome film.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I tend to assume that most people have seen at least one Studio Ghibli film
but I'm not sure how many of them will have seen either Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind or Princess Mononoke. Both environmental fables and both amazingly good. I would strongly recommend watching Nausicaa in subtitled Japanese, as Shia Labeouf's voice "acting" is immensely jarring next to Patrick Stewart's sonorous tones.

Alt Q - no contest. South Park. Actually went to the front desk afterwards and asked for my £4 and the last hour-and-a-half of my life back
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)
I really really liked South Park the movie
I paid to see it twice. I still have it on VHS and DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)
Princess Mononoke is brilliant.
South Park is superb, particularly the film.

We appear to have this strange thing going on where we both really like some of the same things, but you mysteriously hate some things that are brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:08, Reply)
Yes. Yes we do.
Although I don't think we've come across the reverse yet - something I love that you hate. Maybe you just love everything
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)
nope, I really hate a lot of things, U2 for example
and the Manic Street Preachers.

I'm pretty easily pleased when it comes to films, I'll enjoy most things, but I do really love some.

As I was writing my previous post it occurred to me that we hadn't seen the reverse. Bit odd, but it just might not have come up
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Manics are half decent. Like any band some good stuff some toss.
U2 though utter rubbish. My dealer is a huge U2 fan to the extent he didn't go to Glasto when they pulled out. We have countless arguments about it he still has the ltd edition U2 ipod.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)
nope
agreeing with Vipros here both Manic Street Preachers and U2 are unredeemably shit
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Also agreeing here.
EDIT not agreeing with your made-up word 'unredeemably' though. It's 'irredeemably'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I have not slept properly
for four nights running
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It has now
I love the Manics
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Good ears!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)
musically they are passable
but fucking hell, the lyrics are the whiniest shit I've ever heard, delivered in the whiniest fucking voice.

"If you tolerate this your children will be next" Fuck right off, you fucking pretentious wankstain.

At least U2 managed to produce some decent stuff at the start of their career.

The Manics were shit even before the only talented one killed himself.

If you like the Manics you cannot say a fucking thing about the quality or not of the Smashing Pumpkins.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)
Can
Smashing Pumpkins are shit

See?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)
you are wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)
^true Smashing Pumpkins are shit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)
They are indeed shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
That's two things we've agreed on in one thread
But given that the other is Lawrence of Arabia, a yardstick for excellence in films as solid as the Pumpkins are for musical shitness, it might be deemed "likely coincidence"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)
not the point
I merely think they are quite good, but if someone can think that the Manics are anything other than fucking crap their opinion on someone like the Smashing Pumpkins has no weight at all.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)

someone like the Smashing Pumpkins anything at all
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)
well, yes

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)
Bumming men?
Actually Vippers is a big a fan of that as you are. As you were.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)
Ironically, you're right
I'm confident that Vippers and I have bummed the exact same number of men
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I have all the Ghibli films and have always watched them Subbed
Until recently when I have begun showing them to my two year old who can't read. I don't think I like them so much in English. I did raise a smile the other day when I was woken up by Akira singing "Totoro To Tor OH!" at the top of her voice.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)
That film is unbelievably cute
Saw a very unusual Ghibli the other day - Grave of the Fireflies. Unusual because it's not remotely fantastical and unbelievably fucking depressing. Good though
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:11, Reply)
The Cat Returns
is the best
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My Daughter and Niece love the Cat Returns
My wife hates it. I'm going to have to kill her because its bloody great.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)
how can she hate it?
it's the most cheerful film ever! And the cats walk, there is a bowl of giant jelly, everything
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It is bloody good fun in a very silly way
But Mononoke is my favourite. Probably the 5th best foreign language film ever made, if you ask me. Which none of you will, which is why I'm telling you.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)
it was alright
but I'm not a fan of eco-stuff
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If you dare say "Climate change is a theory"
then I will say bad things about Dean Winchester
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Climate change is a theory
haha.

As it happens not a climate-change denier, merely dubious of the flow of information and misinformation, and pretty certain that humans aren't the main cause
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Humans aren't the main cause
The ridiculous levels of pollution we've created are

Also, Dean Winchester is a gay
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)
I'm pretty sure that Dean Winchester
is not a gay. That's a far more important point to respond to than your other one
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We'll certainly have more fun with it
He TALKS about girls a lot... that's all I'm saying
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)
he has a different girlfriend every second episode or so
and he was sort of in love with Cassie
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He SAYS he has a different girlfriend every second episode or so...*
I'll give you Cassie though. Even though it's Ms Foxtrot you're really after

*lack of knowledge beyond series one painfully self-evident at this point
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:42, Reply)
don't bring up climate change
it's fucking tedious
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Is "Låt den rätte komma in" above it?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)
Has she seen the film of her namesake?
Or are you waiting a while for that?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)
South Park the movie is genius
I've not seen either of those 2 though, must have a look
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:10, Reply)
I'm a Studio Ghibli fan.
I've got Princess Mononoke, Totoro (yay!) and Spirited Away. I've seen Kiki's Delivery Service, The Castle of Cagliostro, The Cat Returns and Howl's Moving Castle (the only one I didn't like). Fopp were doing a promotion of loads of Ghibli films for £7 each, and I stupidly didn't snap them all up at the time.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)
Check out a film called Cat Soup (Nekojiru-so)
A very trippy short about 2 cats on spiritual journey.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)
You have style and taste.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)
By extension, so do I
Cheers Monty
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)
No, you have AIDS - not the same thing at all.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Tis
AIDS style and taste

See?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)
Yep!
I might treat myself to a payday DVD, I've always wanted to see The Grave of Fireflies.

And Fopp have opened a new store about 4 mins walk from my office, just outside ULU.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)
Grave of the Fireflies is really good
BUT

I stuck it on Lovefilm cos it was a Ghibli Ms Foxtrot hadn't seen, without researching it. She loves the fantastical, childlike nature of most Ghibli films and hates being depressed by movies. Fucking hell I got that wrong
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)
At least you didn't listen to your wonderfully fluffy QOTW friends
and show your wife Irreversible. Bunch of cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Benny & Joon - a weird romantic comedy with Johnny Depp
I love it but no one else I know has seen it.

I saw The Matador in the cinema, it was so unbelievably boring that me and my two friends (being the only ones in the cinema) decided to play tig instead.

I also walked out of Hostel to regurgitate my dinner after the guy had his Achilles heels sliced open.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)
That's not Johnny Depp.
It's Terry Scott and June Whitfield you oaf.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I'm too young to appreciate Terry and June.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)
So am I, it seems.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)
I don't think anyone actually liked it
it was just filling up telly time
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
you mean tendon
don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:07, Reply)
I thought it was the back of his ankle
where your achilles heel is...
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)
no it's called your achilles tendon
Achilles heel is just a phrase about a persons vulnerabilities. As Achilles was held by the heel when dipped in the river styx as a child. So it was his only weak point.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)
ok fair enough
I know the legend. That's why I thought it was called the Achilles heel.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)
yeah it is
I was just being a twunt.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)
I think only Achilles
had an actual Achilles heel. Most people just have an achilles tendon in the same place
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furry muff
my dad snapped his once, it was gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)
So you missed the yolky eye scene?
As an avowed ocular mong, I found that bit unbelievably distressing
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:09, Reply)
My friend came out into the foyer to see if I was ok
and I said "I'm not going back in, if they have stuff like that already, they're bound to have eye gouging and things" - eye stuff is something that really freaks me out.

I went home and read the synopsis so I could find out what happened, and lo and behold, I was bloody right, eye on a string!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)
Yeah I can't handle eye stuff at all
Funny, having piss-poor eyesight has made me incredibly protective of what little visual capability I do have
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)
I dream that I can't see a lot
it's most disturbing, I think it must be what I fear most. I hate waking up in the morning and not being able to see without having to search for my glasses first. But I'm too afraid of laser eye surgery too.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)
snap :(
scariest dream ever was being blind, and having my hands and feet chopped off
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that is pretty scary!
My sister frequently dreams that her teeth fall out, apparently it's a sign of anxiety.

My dreams are so vivid that I often wake up unsure as to whether or not they've actually happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
do you dream most nights then?

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Yeah I think so
Although if I have some of Wiggy's joint then I either don't dream or don't remember it.

I like dreaming, it's like watching my own personal film.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)
I like watching films
so have seen quite a few that probably don't have much recognition.

Alt Q: Worst film paid to see? Epic Movie. Some friends went as did I, actually walked out about ten minutes in
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I turned off Epic Movie and Date Movie within 10 minutes
I had such high hopes of Alyson Hannigan.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)
Epic Movie
was unbelievably shit. It hurt having paid money towards it
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I paid money to see Final Destination 3

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)
I had to take an ex's son to see the third one of The Mummy films.
Christ alive it was poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)
I LOVE THE MUMMY!
Has the third one got that annoying little British kid in it?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)
god, that really is shit
the one with Jet Li right?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Even he couldn't save it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Stalingrad, a 1993 German film
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalingrad_(film) I saw it in London and I'm sure the air-con was set to freeze our nadgers off.

Much better than Enemy at the Gates.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)
Ever seen I spit on your grave?
also released as revenge of the woman
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Tod Brownings 'Freaks'
Brilliant film, banned for many decades for shitty reasons. I made my kids watch this many years ago, as a lesson on not judging people on how they look.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)
With your genes it might be better to show it to all their classmates instead.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)
"Gooble gobble, gooble gobble, one of us, one of us"

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)
Isn't it
'gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you, one of us?'

EDIT no it's not. That's The Ramones.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)
^this hasn't had the credit it deserves. Excellent putdown.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)
I would just like to say that I have 'Grade A' genes as certified by the Human Genetics Commission.
Strangers would stop me in the street when my boy was young and comment on how beautiful he was, particularly his fine set of teeth and radiant smile.

Now he is a teenager with acne and attitude.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)
+sleeping with

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)
"We accept her, we accept her, one of us, one of us"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)
I think knowledge of this film is a prerequisite of being on B3ta.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
It's a documentary about a bash.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)
Nahh
That's this!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:58, Reply)
altQ: The Sweetest Thing
a "rom" "com". The girl I went with apologised for it afterwards. I still have nightmares about the "your penis is too big" song.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)
Likely to be flamed for this
But that film makes me laugh quite a lot.

Plus, I drool a fair amount over Cameron Diaz. Especially in Charlie's Angels
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)
Really? I cannot see the appeal in her at all.
I think she's rather plain.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)
I just think she's got an amazing smile, and a cracking body

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)
She wears a bikini in Knight and Day
and her body is really boyish, it's a shame, I think she's gone too far now, it's not womanly anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:03, Reply)
Damn
:-(

She looks great dancing in her pants in Charlie's Angels
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)
I went to drool over Christina Applegate who has/had excellent norks
but it was just too awful.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:08, Reply)
People are aware also that Top Gun 2 has been green lit by a studio
It was in the tag lines in Empire a couple of months ago.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)
i will refuse to watch it probably

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I will still watch it. Alone so I don't feel obliged to stick up for it if shit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)
So has a remake of Arthur, featuring Russell Brand
It's currently being filmed. Ugh.

Clarity - en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_(film)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:40, Reply)
to be fair that last
King Arthur film was dull and shit and historically laughable
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Apart from the fact it'll be "Arthur: My Filmy Wilm" (grrr)
... who on earth are they going to get to play Hobson? I suppose Sir Ian ought to be a shoo-in there, if there's any justice in the world.

(edit: Which Arthur are we on about?!)
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)
Hobson is now a woman
Helen Mirren
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)
AND SO HAS A LIVE ACTION REMAKE OF AKIRA, ARGGGGHHHHH!
FUCKING TWATTING BASTARDING CUNTWIPES!

/rage
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)
Once 'Nic' Cage remade The Wicker Man
the last tiny spark of humanity sputtered weakly then died in my soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)
I was the same when I heard they'd remade The Omen

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 11:57, Reply)

spark of humanity hamster
soul colon
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

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