I want to give up refreshing this
sexyalevels.tumblr.com/
to see if the holy grail of straight A's twins going to Oxford will come up.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:09, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had a look at that site earlier (Rob tweeted the link) - not quite enough wanking material but by tomorrow there should be plenty.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

haha I love that slight dig
..._{Rob did it first...jus' sayin'}
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

It's the third time I've mentioned that site today by the way.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I've only seen two
but that's probably because I don't care.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:22, Reply)

ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I look at it for the gymnastic skills on display
27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7eej9MMLb1qa0o1do1_400.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

you'd think photographers would be more original
although when they're being sent off to photograph students like this they probably hate their jobs too much to care.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

The ones that don't are probably the creepy kind

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

They're probably told
"go take some photos of cute girls jumping"
I don't think they'd hate their job that much.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I hate your job
and by job, I mean face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

And by "hate" you mean "want to sit on"
but I don't fancy you so you can't.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:41, Reply)

I hate that phrase 'sit on my face'
it's just distasteful. But if it would obscure your revolting visage I would do it. Taking one for the team and all that
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I cannot believe you actually entertained the idea of sitting on Chompy's face
You know he's going to go home tonight and wank himself stupid to that thought, don't you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:49, Reply)

I'm trying really hard to be nicer to him
so if he wants to wankbank me he knows where my facebook is.

Hey Chompy, if you want I can take a picture of myself crying and looking scared if that'll help.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

I'd rather play WoW

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:53, Reply)

That's quite harsh

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:54, Reply)

but probably true.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:57, Reply)

most Wowwers would rather play Wow than anything else
so I'm not too insulted by this.

I wish I had the time to play WoW, I really do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:58, Reply)

You should be insulted,
very insulted, you should probably cry or something.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:00, Reply)

+ and then take a picture

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:16, Reply)

you'd like that wouldn't you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

and by WoW he means
painting a W on each of her buttocks.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:33, Reply)

that's lovely.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 15:59, Reply)

It's certainly an arresting image

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

I did work experience as a local press photographer
basically, you end up having to make small talk with boring people about boring things, then taking a shit, cliched picture and making up a pun to go with it

I'd like to have done it for a living
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I knew two blonde female twins who got straight A's and went to Oxford
They went on holiday together beforehand, and by all accounts were complete whores, despite one of them having a long term boyfriend. I didn't judge them for it, the boyfriend was a floppy haired, acoustic guitar playing, Smashing Pumpkins loving smug wanker.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

Good, whores are mens best friends.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

^ this ^

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

we had a pair of American twins
who came to our college for two terms.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

I hope that all four of them had fun

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I know a pair of Italian twins
and they're both absolutely gorgeous, you can see why god made two of them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:24, Reply)

a pair of twins is FOUR people

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:26, Reply)

ok I see what you mean and you're very clever for pointing this out twice
but I disagree. Is a pair of trousers two trousers?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:40, Reply)

like the Carlson twins- definitely worth two
these twins were odd though. They were identical but one of them was geeky and slightly slenderer than the other, and his twin was massively into sports etc so was really muscled
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 19 Aug 2010, 14:28, Reply)