Speaking of food, I was watching "Iron Chef UK" last night on 4od.
Oh LOL, it is fantastic how they've tried to recreate Iron Chef America, but it's got that over-enthusastic wine guy. It's 30 minutes of pure cheesy one-liners about food. It really really doesn't work with british accents at all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:16, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It got cancelled after about 4 programmes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Nah', there are a few.
www.youtube.com/show/ironchefuk

I prefer the american format, where it's 1v1 with 7 dishes each.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Why is it "Iron" chef?
Do they make them run a marathon and then cook?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

It's because that ultra-camp fellow is a fucking 'iron'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:26, Reply)

I like it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)

I think it's because americans can be all like
"RAH ! I AM IRON ! I AM STEAL ! RAHHHH ! GUITAR SOLOS AND FIREWORKS ! IN THE WORDS OF MY UNCLE.... SOMETHING CHINESE !!!! LOOK AT THIS, A COOKING SHOW WITH 4 COMENTATORS, AND ONE OF THEM CAN DO BACK FLIPS !!!"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:28, Reply)

that over-enthusiastic guy is crazy
my mrs hates him so I can't watch that.

The original chinese or japanese Iron Chef was amazing. I saw an episode with a chef famed for using the longest knives. This guy was using a 2 ft blade and doing stuff incredibly delicately and quickly with the tip of it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

Just like my cock.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:25, Reply)

I've missed you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:26, Reply)

*high-fives*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Hello there Noelly Noel.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:28, Reply)

HELLO THERE BOYCE OF REASON
*shakes fist in 'wanker' gesture*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

How the devil are you?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I've been better.
I was in fucking hospital yesterday following an allergic reaction to some dodgy drugs. Not one of my life's high points.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Dear Monty,
Saddest of sad faces.

Please stop killing yourself.

lots of love,

- those who think you're alright.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)

What if we don't think he's alright?
Can we have happy faces and hope that he doesn't stop killing him self?

Also, what drugs were you taking?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

MASSIVE ones, of course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Can't you find a hobby that doesn't involve killing yourself on a weekly basis?
I donno what exactly, have you tried crochet?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I'm good at croquet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Maybe next time you go to snort rat poison, you could try croquet instead?
Unless it's raining, then maybe flower arranging?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

AL ! GET ME THE MASSIVE RAT POISON !!!
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Croquet comes with a massive mallet
I'm not sure I want him walking round with one of those.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:55, Reply)

I once thrashed about ten people*
at a stately home in Devon, then threw up all over the croquet lawn and went to sleep, bounder that I am.


*at croquet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 10:05, Reply)

Aww yeah, a bit of ^this.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

*guffaws*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

Nothing picks up a sad, serious thread
Like an upset puppy and a spot of grave robbing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:47, Reply)

Hahaha

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

So when you posted that you were off to hospital
You were actually serious? I thought it was just some sort of niche mini-flounce.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

'Fraid so.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)