She's quite sexy, I tell you
He doesn't want to talk about it and she doesn't know how to tell him to go to the doctor. I think she should ask him if he can get it hard on his own, but he doesn't like talking about these things. She thinks he's just very stressed and shy.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:07, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Likely he is stressed and shy
And talking about it will make it worse. He should see a doctor about it though, for advice rather than drugs.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Yep
But he doesn't want to go to the doctor. He doesn't want to admit that he's got a problem. I think she should put some viagra on her drink and go for it. Just the first time.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

That could work
Get him a little tipsy, a raging stonk-on, and then break him in!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Yep
But I don't think she should mix viagra and alcohol. I think once he's done it the first time he'll be fine. And he'll have a lot of accumulated energy to burn!
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

I honestly don't know where you'd get the viagra though
Or is it available over the counter in Spain?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

It is
Isn't it in here? You need to see a doctor to get it? She could just get it online, couldn't she?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

Like I said, I have no idea
And I wouldn't trust any website selling legal drugs, least of all viagra!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I can't believe you're saying she should give him perscription drugs against his will.
That's illegal.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

He must have nads like a pair of hairy saddlebags.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

I haven't asked for the detailes
Urgh
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:18, Reply)

They probably clack together
like two bowling-balls when he walks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

Castanets are more Spanish

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

True, but they are too small for my comedic purposes here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:21, Reply)

codemedic?
"Base, we have a code 88, I repeat a code 88, we're gonna need the testicular drains on standby for when we arrive."
Edit: You ninja editing son-of-a-gun.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Pics and we'll decide.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Do you think I'm silly or what?

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

You don't want me to answer that do you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

You wouldn't hurt my feelings
you're too nice for that.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

kitty
quick, there's a job for you here ^^^^
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:13, Reply)

Here I come to save the day!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

but you haven't destroyed the
"psychochomp is a nice guy really" genuine error here. quick!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

sorry
Aberracion, are you on crack?! This is PC we're talking about here. Let me find some links to back up my point.

Here we go:
b3ta.com/questions/professions/post737613
b3ta.com/questions/breasts/post717378
b3ta.com/questions/buzzwords/post690005
b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post656366
b3ta.com/questions/ginger/post648673
b3ta.com/questions/flirting/post642291
this one is directly mean to Rachel as well: b3ta.com/questions/flirting/post641366
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

I'll bookmark this and come back next week when you've managed to find a link

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

In your face.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:33, Reply)

Oi! I said IN YOUR FACE

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

Those links just make me realise how funny I actually am.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

It reminded me how much of a dick Lizard King is

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

some of them did amuse me quite a lot

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

I think the ugly and annoying one is the best of that lot.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

To be fair
The girl's not that bad, but not as hot as she imagines herself to be.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

my favourite was the one pretending to be sympathetic
by pointing out that the words on a screen actually mean something. I bet you made her cry a bit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

But he says I'm of the nice ones
I'll have a look at the links and tell you what I think.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Fri 20 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

WELL DONE YOU
well linked
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)