I'm at the end of my tether
I'm tired of feeling ill.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:09, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Feel better soon, honey :)

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:13, Reply)

thanks
My dad didn't believe I'm still ill, and tried to make me do some gardening. Sadly I was sick outside
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

Any particular reason why he didn't believe you were ill?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:17, Reply)

There was no vomit coming out of her mouth

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I've been ill for about a week
but I don't look that bad, and he's of the school that believes fresh air cures everything
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

She's famously a prodigious liar and charlatan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

And her breasts probably distracted him.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

nah
he's got my mum for that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Is it wrong to be this curious about your mum?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

they're still distracting me
some weeks after I met them her
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

next time I'll wear a turtleneck

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

A tight one
and let a cold breeze blow across your chest.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I second this motion

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

of the motions carried today
Vipros and Labia are ignoring me because Tool sounds like Papa Roach, and I have to swear a jumper
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Swear a jumper?
;)
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:54, Reply)

She calls it a cunt as she puts it on

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 18:21, Reply)

You should have vomitted in his face.
Not really. Just take it easy, feel better soon.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

It's a good job you said that
I'll bet she was planning on making herself feel a whole lot worse and then dying until you said that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

How's your illness going?

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

It's like a tickly cough
and a headache. I went running last night too, so my legs are a bit sore too. And I'm feeling very unmotivated at the moment, despite the fact that I'm being promoted.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:41, Reply)

aww poor Al
my heart is actually bleeding for you
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Awwww, thanks
that's making me feel a little better. Maybe I'll muster the energy to eat some toast when I get home.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

That's unfortunate. I hope you feel better soon.
Congratulations on the promotion, too.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

what's up?
if it's a cold I recommend a glass of orange juice with as much sugar dissolved in it as possible, warmed in the microwave with a touch of ginger.

It's foul, but it does the trick
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

So that potion magically becomes a way
to destroy a virus which mutates so rapidly science has not managed to produce a cure?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

of course it does! (!)
it's a good job it's not a deadly virus really
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Why did you put a picture of your vagina in the subject line?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

it's the sarcasm punctuation mark
I don't know why I felt obliged to include it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:25, Reply)

Oh is it really? I didn't know that (!)

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

there was some company
who were trying to sell a sarc mark for that very purpose
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:34, Reply)

Great idea for a business (!)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

( ! ) This slightly amended version looks like an aerial view of my helmet. Real size unfortunately.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:46, Reply)

You have two urethras?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I have an 'alternative' piercing

Alt reply

'Yes, my regular one and my special 'Urethra Franklin' for when I want a 'soul wee-wee'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

That would be my choice of fish dish to serve to a frenchman.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Mine would be
Vichy-ssoise soup.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

Poor France
It can't help being attached to Germany.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Colds are bacteria,
flu is a virus.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:28, Reply)

Colds are a virus you pillock
otherwise antibiotics would be effective against them, and they aren't.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:31, Reply)

nah
it gives you enough vitamin c and sugar to feel less shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

that sounds horrible
but at this point I'd try anything. It's a headcold that's gone to my lungs a bit and triggered my asthma
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:22, Reply)

Hope you're better soon
I'm off for the weekend, now.

Bye everyone!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 20 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)