What have I done now?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

nothing sweetie, she's just getting your temper up. :P

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

Just generally being shit really
I figure I may as well get Jelly babies out of pretending to like you and being your personal taxi
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:44, Reply)

I offer to drive you
But you hate my car. Instead I provide you with booze. I'll bring jelly babies next time, just for you.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:49, Reply)

Mainly I drive so it doesn't take 10 hours to get anywhere

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Because you SPEED?!
Your car is awesome though, something I'm happy to concede.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I don't speed
We get overtaken on the motorway all the time
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:54, Reply)

So you don't travel faster than 70mph on the motorway?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

pft
everyone goes faster than 70mph. Speeding is going faster than 100mph
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:03, Reply)

Even on the M25
with cameras on every gantry, they don't go off unless you're doing well over 90.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:08, Reply)

But you could kill someone !
What if you were driving down the M25 with the roof top down and have a bit of Semisonic going on the wireless at full volume, shades down and a long flow'y scaff in the wind. Belting out "This'll be my year" at the top of your lungs, not noticing the speedomitor going further and further to the right, and as you just hit the turn-off at Potter's Bar, you miss it. Then, suddenly, a kitten his holding hands with a puppy crossing the road right in front of you, to get to the other side, and you swerve to avoid them.... and then suddenly there is a nucular truck in front of you, but they have to do an emergancy stop and you go right into the back of them at 125mph, and the nuclear truck goes off and kills everyone you know and love.

.... I really don't know where I'm going with this, but 'hi' anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

OH HAI GONZ

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Aye up !
Are you ready for a most wonderful week? Today's my day off, and you know what I'm gonna do? Absolutly nothing. I'm going down to Cockfosters in a bit, to see my dealer and pick up some pills, and then I might go down to the posh butchers 'cus I like it there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:38, Reply)

My week sucks balls already

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Oh man, you should totally hook me up with your week then.
When are you going to move to The Beverly Hills of North London?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)