Cats rule the internet
there are significantly more posts about cats on /links than any other subject, google searches have proved to me that they are among the most talked about issues online, and it's about time somebody put an end to this sick filth. It's all down to those weirdos that stay at home with half a dozen moggies, they have nothing better to do that post 'I can haz cheezburgers' and youtube videos.

Where there are Cats, I will be there, and I will tell them to fuck off.

Fuck Off Cats
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:31, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I told you.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:32, Reply)

Hello Bert

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:35, Reply)

I like this.
I still maintain that cats are owned by emotionally-stunted people.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:38, Reply)

It's nice to have an intelligent person contribute to the conversation



Fuck Off Cats
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:40, Reply)

they are clearly and demonstrably less intelligent than dogs as well

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:41, Reply)

but better hunters, which makes the cat-piss stink brigade get all up on their high horses and huff about like lesbians at a football match

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:46, Reply)

indeed
they have strong instincts and skills, but that doesn't make them smarter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:50, Reply)

Oh dear god this ^^
Cats do not give a shit about anyone but themselves. They're only interested in you if you're going to feed them or let them in/out of the house. Selfish little shitebags. I despise them - almost as much as I despise their owners who think that they're clever and are like real people.

Dogs FTW. My in-laws dog gives itself a blowjob - and I mean a proper going over - not just a wee lick of his spuds. Who wouldn't want to be able to do that? To themselves obviously - not to my in-laws dog. That would be absurd. And illegal. Probably.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:55, Reply)

I need to make a badge or something
is there anyone here who is less lazy than I am?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 15:58, Reply)

Nope. But a badge would be fab.
Can we have a cat being fed into a blender or something?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:00, Reply)

I was going to do a mincer
perhaps tonight
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:03, Reply)

Excellent.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:10, Reply)

I bet you were dear...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:12, Reply)

Hahah I done a lol.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 16:16, Reply)