Right.
Which one of you was this?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:34, 23 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like chicken.
Massive chicken.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:36, Reply)

Holy fuck, look what someone just bought off me !
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180548080169
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:41, Reply)

congrats!
that is amazing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:42, Reply)

Brilliant.
Although I don't have much faith in the product at that price. I think if you were to charge a bit more, you'd sell more of them.

To give away that amount of 'proven' good luck for such a low price makes me a bit suspecious.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:43, Reply)

and are you going to deliver?

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:51, Reply)

O'course ! I just sent them this email....
Hi [name]

First, may I congratulate you on entering a new era in your life, the era of the Good Luck Email, I ask you kindly not to forward this onto other people, as should everyone receive a copy, then all the good luck in the world will be redirected from the various organisms, such as elephants and strawberries into humanity. This is OK on an occasional basis, if a few strawberries get bad luck then it is no big deal, but the last time one of these emails got forwarded around the globe to too many people, Pandas stopped mating on a large scale, and as such, now there are hardly any left. It is a shame that Pandas can’t receive emails like this themselves, but they’re bound by the terms and conditions of the ISPs of the world to be human before they can sign up.

I can’t determine who’s good luck you will be receiving, hopefully it’ll be from something that you or I don’t like, or care about, such as a the 2034th rock down, third from the left, in the Amazon. But don’t you worry, with my positive thought and well wishing, it won’t be anything serious like Paris Hilton’s Chihuahua or Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Second’s corgis.

Anyway, with this in mind, upon receiving full positive feedback on eBay (or it won’t work as well; however, with 100% feed back, it’ll double in strength), I shall send on the Good Luck Email to you. Of course, you’re free not to leave good feed back, that is your purgative to undo a lot of the good work the Good Luck Email, but it would give me great pleasure to give you the best Good Luck possible.

Thank you very much and Kind Regards

Pauly Pops

----- If this works, I'm going to get into the eBay API and set up a script to do this automaticly, it cost me $0.20 to set it up, so that's $0.79 profit. If I could script this a few thousand times a week, well, blimey.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:03, Reply)

respect

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:06, Reply)

I do hope that the use of the word "purgative" is deliberate,
rather than a Gonzism.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:12, Reply)

Did I choose the wrong one in the spell check?
=(((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:16, Reply)

I think you might mean "prerogative".
"Purgative" means "strongly laxative"...

:)
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:19, Reply)

oh lol.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:37, Reply)

mint

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:23, Reply)

Hurrah!

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:59, Reply)

pff
She should have just twatted him in the giblets
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:41, Reply)

There is also a 'cock' joke in there somewhere too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:44, Reply)

oh and for anyone wondering
Zumba dancing seems to involve dancing to The Birdie Song
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:44, Reply)

*appreciates clarification*

( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:58, Reply)

it's more like a warning
it's possibly the dumbest exercise/dance class ever
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:00, Reply)

'oh, baloney'
*sigh*
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 19:49, Reply)

bollocks to karma
my brother just won an ipad :(
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:05, Reply)

hey I know where you can turn your luck around
cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180548080169
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:13, Reply)

haha that's brilliant
it sort of makes me want to sell prayers to people

'For a tenner I'll say two rosaries for your deathly ill wife. You don't want your wife to die because you were cheap DO YOU?'
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:16, Reply)

The stroppy employee?
Could have been just about anyone.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 23 Aug 2010, 20:14, Reply)