On first look
One would say Cat Hater was Bert, but I'd be inclined to think he'd make his next persona more likeable initially and then become more and more obnoxious, This could be a clever double bluff by somebody other than Bert. Let us wait and see.

I think I learnt lots about other cultures, but as Copenhagen is a capital city and Malmo is not, I don't think the comparisons would be fair.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I've never been to Copenhagen,
apparently it's beautiful, what did you think?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

just because there is a song that says it's beautiful doesn't make it so
I found it to be passable. Quite a lot of ugly industrialness around.

People were surly. Ice creams and pastries are excellent. There used to be (maybe still is) a commune type place built in an old army site in the centre somewhere where you could buy loads of drugs. That bit was good. Stoned dogs FTW
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:58, Reply)

I liked it when I went but it was bloody expensive - was glad I was on company expenses

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I found bread particularly expensive
cheap smokes though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:00, Reply)

I had some of the best sushi I have ever had in Copenhagen. The beer was way too expensive wherever I went.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:04, Reply)

that's the case throughout most of Europe
I was almost floored by the price of a large Heineken in Amsterdam last time I was there. Over 6 Euros!

Good job I was so high
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:06, Reply)

When I went to Norway
A loaf of bread was about seven quid and a pint was almost a tenner.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:12, Reply)

fuck
my parents went to norway recently and commented on how obscenely expensive the booze was
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:17, Reply)

It was without a doubt
the best place I've ever been and I would live there in a heartbeat. If I had a few million quid.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

a mate of mine is norwegian
his parents live in the same place as the King of Norway and Helly Hanson
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I went to Olso for my birthday a couple of years ago,
Absolutely fell in love with the place. It is stupendously expensive though.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

I went to Fab Cafe for my birthday
rich bitch.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

We did it on the cheap.
£10 flights and all the free attractions and that.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

that is acceptable then

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

^this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Helly Hanson is a guy?
That used to be chav jacket of choice.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

used to be a guy
I assume it must be his family or something who live there, because he died in 1914

the waterproof stuff is widely used for fisherman and stuff
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

I thought that said "I used to be a guy"
and I was like "woooah, the wedding's off"
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

haha
I am still a guy.

and unless something unforeseen occurs, I always will be
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

hell hath no fury like a Kitty scorned
so you never know
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

I'll bear that in mind

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

maybe they were trying to put you off so you'd leave
Off Topic is becoming a subscription site soon you know...
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:26, Reply)

....................................
ouch.............
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:28, Reply)

aww sorry I was only kidding!
I feel bad now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

I'll take that round then
1-0.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

what is it with these newbies and their point scoring?
THE INTERNET IS NOT A COMPETITION
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

don't worry dear, we're winning.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

You only say that cos you're not winning.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

everything is a competition.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:38, Reply)

Bit like Blackpool.
I mean, I know it's a capital and they have to cater for the spazzy tourists, but it could do with a wash and brush-up and getting rid of the bingo houses and beggars.

The architecture's amazing and the people are lovely.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Cat Hater is claiming to be one of RBF Esquire's accounts. I still think it's Bert though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 10:59, Reply)

I think he's boring tbh
The award has been won for "fastest ignore by me" so far!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:05, Reply)

yeah that was my impression
I don't like people who just jump straight in with obnoxiousness.

Is that a word? Monty?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:13, Reply)

Google says yes!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

Monty's not here man.
I'd say it is a word
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:14, Reply)

I don't like ignoring anyone really
Penguin of Death is currently borderline for being a spelling, grammar, and semantics nazi but apart from that I feel like I miss out.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Pfft, PoD is lovely.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

I haven't seen any evidence of that yet.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

more to the point, at least half the people on here are spelling, grammar and semantics nazis

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Ja, das ist recht.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

True true
for some reason POD and TGB just stick in my head.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

be careful what you say about TGB
her vag will engulf you like the bad guy's face out of Blade II.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

Is she the one that tried to rape Vipros or something?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

Yes because he's hot, funny and capable of intelligent conversation
Which is what I look for in a man, so you're safe.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

watch it

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

now now ladies...
ugh, that kind of creeped me out
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

Seems there's some scuffling in The Queue

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:46, Reply)

V really needs to keep his women in order

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

It'd be like trying to herd cats
*insert obvious Kitty/pussy jokes*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:51, Reply)

Sorry I used you purely to get a shot in at boabypilates
I actually think you're vile
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:47, Reply)

Don't worry
I hate you too
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

it wasn't a very good shot was it?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

you are shit though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

This website does fuck all for my self confidence.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

that's odd
it does wonders for mine
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

Nuclear bombardment couldn't dent your self confidence

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

I had to work at it.
mainly by becoming awesome.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:05, Reply)

I might become your padawan of smugness

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:06, Reply)

you would have to be selected
I'm not sure I've got room in my life for that sort of thing
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

ooh that was good
have a croissant
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:16, Reply)

:-D

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:20, Reply)

Then why haven't you given up yet?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:02, Reply)

Because I have convinced myself you all actually think I'm wonderful
- because it's better than working and funny.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 12:04, Reply)

why so bitter all the time?
snap snap snappy all day long. Do you need a hug? Vipros may be available.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Woo, borderline!

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

you've moved back now after the commendation
Applebite gave you.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 11:56, Reply)