I dislike Mandelson,
but not more than I dislike politicians in general.

Jeffrey Archer, that oleagenous little swine, I really DO loathe but there's no way I'd chainsaw that bastard. I'd choke him to death by force-feeding him his own, shitty, crayon-written books.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:51, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Can you kill Dan Brown at the same time too?
And also my mate, who said that Terry Pratchett is shit, and he's glad he's fading? Because he's a FUCKING CUNT!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

I hope you twatted him for saying that about Terry.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Terry Pratchett IS shit.
He's not fading because he's a FUCKING CUNT, though - that's merely coinicidence. I've got into terrible trouble with the 'Simpsons Tie/Iron Maiden Brigade' on here for saying so, but he' an appalling author and I don't care if he has Alzheimer's one fucking bit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

I loved the Truckers and Diggers books when I was a kid but never liked his stuff after that.
I saw a documentary on him and his alzheimers and he came across as such a nice chap. You shouldn't wish someone dead because you don't like their material. However it also pisses me off when someone dies who was mediocre at something gets lauded as epic.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I'm sorry a fellow human being is suffering from a horrible condition.
But I am not one bit MORE sorry it's Terry Pratchett, than I am about another poor sod that I don't know at all, who also has it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:09, Reply)

Thats what I meant. In a more long winded shitter way.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:10, Reply)

I have avoided his books due to the brigade you mention - but he has raised the profile of Alzheimers which has to be a good thing

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I like the books
although I've liked the earlier ones less as I've grown up somewhat.

The latest stuff is really very good. Much better than the old stuff and if it were all like that then the brigade you speak of wouldn't be interested.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I reserve a special sort of hatred for Mandelson. Archer is an epic cunt though.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 13:59, Reply)

There was that wonderful piece of footage
Where Archer was on his way to court, I think during the Daily Star libel case, being hounded by journalists, where he eventually just snapped and had the most delightful flounce at them all, eventually ending with him angrily saying
"You wait 'til I'm mayor, you'll see how tough I am!"

It's a shame youtube is not turning up positive results, because that clip always makes me virtually incontinent with laughter.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Me too.
That Adam Crick film about Archer is the most staggering piece of investigative journalism I have ever seen. To this day I cannot believe what Archer got away with time and time again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Jeffrey_Archer - doesn't have any video but the article is a nice summary.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Hahaha
'The Right Honourable Emperor Jeffrey Munchhausen Archer, Baron Archer of Weston-super-Market'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

This bit is genius
"Since leaving prison he and Mary have starred in a Radio 4 series called Will it fit? Mrs. Archer's Anus and Various Large, Cumbersome objects, which involves Mr. Archer attempting to fit a different, viewer selected, brutally painful object into mary's rectum each week. The show usually lasts from 15 minutes to the extra long christmas special which lasted an astounding 3 hours. Amazingly though, the whole tree, decorations and all, managed to fit into her lower intestine. Archer claims that the idea for this series occurred to him during his time inside."
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:31, Reply)

^That paragraph had me in stitches

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)