I believe that it is exam results time again
were there sexy teens jumping up and down?

I do hope so.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Chompy linked to a slightly creepy site dedicated to this, the other day.


Three times.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

You're messing, right?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:30, Reply)

Nein.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:33, Reply)

What is the creepiest music ever written?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Goombay Dance Band '7 Tears'
Although 'Two Little Boys' also has seriously menacing undertones.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

I had forgotten about the Goombay Dance band. I now need some ear bleach.
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I think Chompy listens to peter Sarstedt when he's internetting
but 7 Tears comes close.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:39, Reply)

"My Sharona" has some odd lyrics
"I always get it up, for the touch, of the younger kind"

Even creepier when you take into account he was singing about a real girl.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:42, Reply)

God rock'n'roll is riddled with paedo lyrics
It goes right back to Chuck Berry and the like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:45, Reply)

YOUNG GIIIIRL, GET OUT OF MY MIIIIIND
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS WAY OUTTA LIIINE
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:47, Reply)

The lyrcis to that one are downright creepy
I'm sure there's a moment where he sings
"...'cause I'm afraid we'll go too faaaaar"

_{And that's when I start tenting.}
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Better run, girl,
you're much too young, girl.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:01, Reply)

'cause if she doesn't run
He'll take her right up the "Union Gap"
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:02, Reply)

ha!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:06, Reply)

Roy Orbison's I Drove All Night
is a bit rapey
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:14, Reply)

Yeah but at least Roy wakes her up first

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 15:21, Reply)

No-one really responded to it the first two times though
And it's a frankly brilliant, if strange, site.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:37, Reply)

That man is all about public service
Gawd bless you Chompy
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:32, Reply)

GCSE results girls are about 80% creepier than A-level results girls though.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:34, Reply)

Yes, but this lot are only just 16 so they have to careful

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Excerpt from GCSE PE, final paper
"Q1. If there is grass on the wicket, so goes the proverb, what is it ready for?"

GCSE Biology, Agriculture and Sustainability Paper
"Q17. Complete the following: 'When cherries are ripe, they're ready for plucking, ____________________'"

GCSE Maths, foundation tier paper
"Q4. Oceana is two years older that Chardonnay, who is one year younger than Crystal, who was born in 1992 (according to her fake ID).
(a) How many times would you expect Oceana to have been pregnant?
(b) If Oceana lives in Swindon, estimate the expense of keeping her in a grotty godforsaken council flat whilst she rears the number of children calculated in part (a)."
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:38, Reply)

hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 24 Aug 2010, 14:46, Reply)