I've got a job you hairy cunt.
I've been at my parents the last few days.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 11:47, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Going to your parents doesn't count as a job
you witless cretin.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I stay with my parents when I work in our main office daaaaaaaaaaan SARF!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

what a twat!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 11:49, Reply)

I feel like a terrible racist
My dentist is a small indian lady. But the person I saw today (and briefly last week) had a totally different accent to the one I remember my dentist having. And I'm now worried that I can't tell two different small indian dentists apart.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 11:53, Reply)

I'd say you were a pretty decent racist, Al.
Don't sell yourself short.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)

that is quite a worry
my mum had a similar(ish) experience with a doctor the other day. She just could not understand what he was saying, kept having to ask him to repeat himself and she is fairly sure he thought she was doing it on purpose :-/
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Oh god, don't tell me you and the misses have split up already !?!?!?!?
Listen, Al, don't worry about it, me and you can go twos up on a Lampito if you want, but buggsy I get the mouth, I wouldn't touch the sides on the other end, well, I would, but only one side at a time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

don't be mean Gonz :(
pick on Ulrika Johnsson if you must
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:30, Reply)

a Lampito?
I love that, like she's one of a species of little creatures, commonly known as Lampitos. Natural habitat: the pub.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Here, we are, in the deepest croydon, this urban envoriment is perfect for the lampito.
If we wait carefully, we can spot the lampito in their natural element. Is that? Yes, yes, we have spotted the great lampito, and if we're lucky, we can spot it's mating ritual, but first, it must intake the lambrini. After hours of watching this fine specimen down bottle after bottle of Blue WKD, it spots.... yes, we're very lucky here today, it has spotted a unsuspecting Chompy. Will he regect her advances, or will he escape with his tonsals intact?

Sorry =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

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( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

...what a magnificent display of personailtys.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

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(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)

I'm clicking this too

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:39, Reply)