I still owe you a wedding present. What would you like?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:28, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you owe yourself a wedding present?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Every wedding I go to
I'm going to buy myself a present. Probably booze.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

I'm going to have Schuh do my wedding list.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Has Wiggy ever said
"Christ woman, how many shoes do you need?"
or
"Haven't you already got that exact pair in black?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

he has said the former several times
I don't have duplicate shoes though, that would be silly.

It's partly his fault though, he broke our shoerack (by throwing me at it I should point out!) so he bought a new one. The new one had twice as many tiers as the original. He said it was so his shoes would fit on as well, but to me it just meant more space to fill with my beauties.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Em's always buying boots and shoes
She even virtually shops online (putting things in her shopping basket even though she knows she's not going to buy anything).
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I'm using my phone to talk to you bastards. Cut me some slack dammit
He hasn't replied. Clearly he doesn't want a present
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

sorry
Ooh phone eh, time for mouseovers to secretly be mean to you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Oh my God
Why would you say that about her?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

oi!
Becky, I didn't put one in, I swear!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:10, Reply)

No one would be that
mean
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Its ok, I'll just re-add you back onto the shitlist

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:54, Reply)

I didn't actually put a mouseover.
I just knew you'd assume I did.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Awww hang on
that's no fair.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Also, I did all my blubbing like a girl after everyone had gone home from the wedding.
I was something of an emotional wreck until we got on the plane to LA.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:44, Reply)

Hahahahahha gay. So whaddya want?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)

Ummmmm
Dunno. New car?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I had a joke in my best man speech that relied on there being lots of crying throughout the day
But as far as I knew, no-one had cried. No-one. At all. Heartless bitches.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:56, Reply)

Cake was in tears?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

That's a bit of a cheesy one
but it does get a laugh
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

Damn straight
I managed to adapt it to 'the cake was the only thing in tiers today'. One of the ushers boo-ed me, but he'd already said he was going to. Some folk groaned, some folk laughed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)