Sorry, I meant 'make sweet love to me on a bed of rose petals'.
NOT REALLY, I WANT HIM TO BANG ME UNTIL IT BREAKS OFF
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I like crass, just using your words against you :p
I wish you well in your endeavours.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)

Thanks, I'll let you know when it happes.
Possibly with blow-by-blow (haha) photos.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:51, Reply)

Appreciated

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:52, Reply)

There were some people asking me at work over the weekend if I've ever punched a girl.
My reaction was like 'what?', and they go, "You know, when you're doing her *action of pushing head into groin* and then you're like *punching action* URH URH URH *punching action* and then Urhhhhhhhh all over her face and then *moving her head away from grown followed by really hard punch*, you ever done that?".

I didn't really know what to say to that, I was going to say "Don't you have a sister? What would you do if someone did that to her?", but I stopped myself. I think I'd firebomb them in their car if they did that to someone I loved, or something like that.

I know angry sex can be hot, but that's just serious "=/".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:53, Reply)

I was asked by a girl to slap her hard while we had sex

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)

did you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)

Yes
Not hard enough the first time, so she asked* me again.

It was my first time, and I was already nervous, anxious and worried.

*more demanded
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Where did she want slapping?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

In the face. Repeatedly
She then scratched the hell out of my back. I repeat, this was my first time...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Each to her own, I guess.
That's a bit much as far as I'm concerned, and certainly when it's not even been discussed. You can't spring weird shit on someone like that.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

It's like that weird person on QOTW
who liked to blindfold his partner the first time and then press a knife to them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)

The first time?
Gawd, you'd cack yourself wouldn't you!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)

I would actually think I was being murdered.
Fight or flight would kick in.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

Even reading it
made me intensely uneasy that there are people like that out in the world
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

She sprung it
My first and last one-night-stand, but we stayed friends after. She was a scouser too.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:05, Reply)

look, I'm sorry, ok!
I'm glad we've moved on though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

*flinches uncontrollably*

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:07, Reply)

SUPPRISE POO ON CHEST !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:14, Reply)

that sounds an ultra uncomfortable situation
especially for a first time. Was she always like that?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

At the time I didn't know
Afterwards I found out she's quite into it. I wouldn't mind it now, but for my first time it was a bit much.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

did you think that's what all sex was like?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:13, Reply)

No, I'd watched a LOT of porn before then
I knew hard slapping was not the norm.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

In the back of a ford cortina.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

He said "Mum, I'm not comfortable with that kind of thing"

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

clicking this

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

as am I

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Don't be daft
I can't reach around to slap her when I'm bent over the kitchen table.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Of course he did
but unfortuately as she was inflatable his hand bounced off and he hit himself int he nose. That's why his nose is a funny shape
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Anti-Semite!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)

Oh yeah sorry I forgot how utterly Jewish you are

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:04, Reply)

I have the nose

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:08, Reply)

There's quite a big difference between that and a punch though

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:58, Reply)

I agree with Chompy, online

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

Why's everyone so suprised when they agree with me?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

because you are an objectionable person

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:26, Reply)

Yes there is
And I wouldn't have punched her if she'd asked, the hard slap was on the cusp of what I was comfortable with doing.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I reckon that's quite different.
I donno if this bloke had done that, or if it was a fantasy, a couple of the other guys said that they have done that, but I'm giving them the benfit of doubt that they didn't actually do it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

I don't think I could do that
if Wiggy asked me to really hurt him I don't think I'd be able to. I wonder if the girl was consenting in the above scenario. If someone punched me during sex I'd beat punch them in the balls.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:57, Reply)

beat punch?
Is that like boxercise to music?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:59, Reply)

You made me laugh
out loud.
In work.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

Sssshhhh!
You're in a library!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

I'm in the office, it's ok
But it was a pure mongy laugh. Like "Hnuuuuuuh"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

And that just made me officesmirk

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:03, Reply)

haha whoops
I started to type 'beat the living shit out of them' but I'm probably not strong enough so I would just go for The Debilitator.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:16, Reply)

I'd just hate it if a girl walked away the next day feeling raped/abused, I'd rather go without than have someone regret what happened to the point of damaging her.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

There's a (quite hilarious) gif online
Of a asian woman giving a blow job then just as the guy is about to come punching him really hard in the balls 3 or 4 times.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:01, Reply)

That sounds really funny
But now I feel bad that the idea of a man being seriously hurt makes me laugh, but if the situation were reversed I would be appalled by it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:06, Reply)

that's a bit weird
both the action and that they'd ask you that
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

It's not your typical office enviroment, deffo.
I'll be outta there soon enough though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:02, Reply)