Seperate

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:16, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Quick Amberl! AA needs to fantasise about you having sex with five female celebrities!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Eliza Dushku
Michelle Rodrigeuez
Angelina Jolie
Jennifer Connelly
Rachel Weisz

Will that do?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I approve your list
very much
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I think AA is currently red faced and grunting.
Which is odd as I didn't think he would be awake yet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Can you depict that lesbo orgy in an MS paint style?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

no
because I'd be the one sitting in the corner with a sad face
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

But you're pretty when you cry

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

you cry I slap you repeatedly in the face while crying, masturbating and screaming the lords prayer.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I was at a wedding the other day
I had to stifle the giggles when the ceremony got to the Lord's Prayer. I had to refuse to explain them as well, lest some more sensitive guest overheard
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Haha MY WORK IS DONE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

this happened :(
but that would be the most depressing thing to happen in an orgy ever, being the one who is sitting on the side playing sudoku
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:35, Reply)

I would rather watch an orgy of those 5 ladies
Than be here right now.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I wouldn't
I'd be too jealous. Or if I joined in, attempting to hide wobbly bits
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Just dive right in there

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

Most of us like your 'wobbly bits'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I love that picture
and if you weren't happily loved up and with your girl liking days behind you, I'd let you know when the hot orgy of five fanciable filmstars was taking place
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

We have similar taste
Not enough Zooey Deschanel though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

She is rather tasty

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:47, Reply)

I forgot about her
she is really pretty. Much more so than Katy Perry
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

tru dat
which is why Roota will be joining me, my mrs, Bridget Regan and Zooey Deschanel when we have an orgy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Kitty-pout
In 3...2...
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

No, he wants her all to himself
ISN'T THAT RIGHT, VIPROS ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

No need to shout!
I would also have accepted "But he said 'my mrs', therefore Kitty's included."
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

absolutely ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

she knows she's top of the list and at the head of the queue ;-)

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:54, Reply)

The Queue
is capitalised to emphasise it's importance.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

forgive me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 14:04, Reply)

I'm afraid Zooey is busy that night

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:51, Reply)

After all...
A lapdance is so much better when the stripper is crying
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

I've never really 'got' the obsession with Angelina Jolie
There's only one time when I think about her like that, and that's in Tomb Raider, the bit where she's confronting a naked Daniel Craig. She looks at him, and raises an eyebrow in a naughty way, and she's sexy as fook.

Beyond that, I just don't see it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I'd like to put forward the motion that you are in fact
a gargantuan queer
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

^ this
Angelina Jolie is massively hot. Especially in Wanted
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

I liked her when I first saw Hackers many years ago

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I remember that film
yes she was hot in that. She's hot in most things with occasional exceptions.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

yeah

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

I have that on DVD
She is hot in that, even with the short pixie haircut.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

There's another actress who I think looks similar to her in that
Only far hotter
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

Hotlinking FAIL

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Fuck
Try this then
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

she looks a bit like her
mainly the hair though. That bird looked better in Firefly I reckon.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Amen
Too boyish in AA's link.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

She's hot in Wanted, Tomb Raider and even in Beowulf
She is incredibly sexy, but not when she looks emaciated like in some paparazzi shots.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)

That photoshoot of her drinking a bottle of whiskey and smoking
is pretty good 'n all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Not really
Seen as I have no idea what Amberl looks like, I just thought it'd be interesting to see someone looking at both sides
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

well
the men list is below
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)