how can you sit idly back while someone is slagging off spreadsheets?
I bet you've secretly made a chart to show what you are feeling about it already.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:17, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I would have used Excel to prove her wrong
But I can't get those fucking macros to work...
(Miraclefish How appropriate, you fight like a cow, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Oh yeah I skimmed over that bit.
THAT BITCH MUST PAY*

*unless she's hot
(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:19, Reply)

...AND PAY IN MINGE.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

Don't be stupid
Chompy has never seen a minge.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:27, Reply)

It's looks a bit like your beardy mouth when you pout, right?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Normally they're less sloppy than that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

I better see a doctor then.
Oh god I just grossed myself out.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

True story, I once made a database to work out what to have for dinner, I've lost it now, but it worked quite well.
It was quite clever, based on what I've had to eat recently, how much money I've got, what mood I'm in, if I want to cook or not. It worked like a hyraki, like

Cook / Don't Cook
Indian/Chinese/pizza/greek/turkish/burger/fast food (or japanese now) - three or four combinations of dishes in each catagory; based on price, stomach problems, what I've had previously that week or soo.
microwave meal/bung-in-oven/pasta-with-something/ - sevral things based on how much washing up I'd have, what I've got in the cupboard, if it's raining and I need to go shops, if I need to go ASDA or Marks (or now tesco too)

It also factored in if I'm going out later in that week for dinner, and what I'd have then.

Sometimes things cross over.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:24, Reply)

You should turn that into an App

(PsychoChomp, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:26, Reply)

You know what, I never thought about it like that, that someone else would find it useful.
That would be a whicked project for a first app-app (rather than web-app).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Have you asked that bird out yet?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:36, Reply)

he asked her dad out instead
apparantly he's well up for it
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I was hoping there was going to be a happy ending
or does more confusion-based hilarity have to ensue first?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:40, Reply)

I'm hoping Gonz gets a 'happy ending' with that girl too

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I meant in the rom com sense
you're filthy. Me not love you long time.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:49, Reply)

What does ten dollars get me?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

An infection.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Sweet!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

She's on holiday, I accidently asked out her dad instead.
/ac
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

Wheeee
This doesn't take your bowels into account though :/

whatthefuckshouldimakefordinner.com/index.php
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 16:48, Reply)