What?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:22, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

yeah
What?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:23, Reply)

Why am I looking at your dog?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:26, Reply)

What?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:29, Reply)

RIS?
I don't get it?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:32, Reply)

More RISon, more RISon, more RISon,
More RISon to shop at RIS.
I don't get it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:33, Reply)

I don't get your boyfriend
since he started slipping you the bacon.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:35, Reply)

are you.....Bert?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:37, Reply)

Shut up Chompy.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:39, Reply)

touche.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:41, Reply)

At least he doesn't slip me the Frazzles.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:44, Reply)

You loved a bit of crunchy wheat goodness

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:45, Reply)

You were totally making suggestive moaning noises while I did it.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Was I mooing?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:47, Reply)

I don't have a dog.
Well, I kind of do, but she doesn't really belong to me since I moved out. Why are you looking at her?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:30, Reply)

Because I'm in your bedroom
with your dog.

Looking at it.

And touching myself.

I can't wait for you to come home.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:32, Reply)

ok that's weird.
Because either you're in my bedroom having mistaken my rat for a dog.

Or you're in my mum's bedroom actually stroking my dog.

She's lovely, she's a whippet called Mitzi (the dog, not my mum).
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:36, Reply)

Maybe, just maybe
I'm so fat, that I'm actually in both places. Stroking your rat with one had and your dog with the other.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:39, Reply)

It's plausible I suppose
in Soviet Russia rat strokes you.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Your rat has a very soft touch it's true

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:43, Reply)

he does, doesn't he!
He cleans himself 277 times a day and I feed him almonds and pine nuts for a glossy coat.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:51, Reply)