I have to go to a house warming party of a guy I don't like tonight
and tomorrow Wiggy wants me to do massive drugs, but I haven't decided yet. Sunday night is some kind of pirate party and Monday I will attempt to do lots of productive things like sewing and studying but more than likely I will lie on the sofa watching rubbish TV and lamenting all the noxious things I've put into my body over the last three days.

What are you doing Bartleby?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Perhaps the obvious question
Is why are you going if you don't like the guy?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 8:55, Reply)

because he's one of our group of friends
and he's one of the lads who Wiggy hangs out with, so to not go would cause hassle for Wiggy. Plus the guy's girlfriend has just moved here from Sweden so I don't want to exclude her and make her feel unwelcome just because her boyfriend's a douche.

I plan to do what he always does at our parties though, get really drunk, be extremely loud and annoying, take pictures to immediately upload to facebook to show everyone how super fun I am all the time, throw up on the bed and leave by 10pm.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:01, Reply)

God work
Hahaha that was a typo but it's boss!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Oo oo oo!
Say "Javla fitta" to the Swedish lass! Or "Javla pissluder"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

I'm not calling her that.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

You ruin all my fun
Buzzkillington.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Do you want to see my etchings?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

I'll take a look at your 'etchings'
*waggles eyebrows*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Here's me as buzz killington
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:13, Reply)

but buzz killington looks like this
2.bp.blogspot.com/_29i8goE7m18/SwONVtA-MWI/AAAAAAAAAAY/Z8CiSor6hAE/s1600-R/buzzkill.jpg
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Haha noice!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:17, Reply)

I'm doing cleaning and scrubbing and hoovering.
With only short breaks to go to the arndale for some new boots and other shopping. I will watch the rest of the DVD's which arrived earlier in the week though. Band of Brothers and A bit of Fry and Laurie which should keep me interested.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:00, Reply)

I'm thinking of getting a cleaner.
That's bad, isn't it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

it's more widespread than I thought
if I didn't have massive drugs lying around all the time I'd be tempted.

and if I wasn't skint obviously.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Glad to hear it.
I keep all of my 'apparatus' in one place so I should be able to get that put away before the cleaner comes round without too much grief.

My flat is a disgrace at the moment.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:06, Reply)

my house is constantly a disgrace
because of the permanent decorating going on.

and the slovenly ways of those who live there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

our cleaner is being deported next week so got to find another. A very middle class problem.

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Did you fire nails into her head and arms?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

eh?
I am terribly hungover this morning so my capacity to understand anything has disappeared.
( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:07, Reply)

Just answer the question, Battered.
DID YOU? DID YOU FIRE THOSE NAILS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

This may have happened. Anything could have happened yesterday. Particularly after starting on the port at 4pm/

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I love a decent port.
I usually treat myself to a special one each Christmas from Selfridges.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:21, Reply)

That is a really good idea
I'm going to do that this year since I won't be cooking christmas dinner for once.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)

just don't drink a load of Breton cider afterwards like I did yesterday

( lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:29, Reply)

would being in a storm affect your choice of port?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:23, Reply)

That raised an actual smile

( Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:26, Reply)

splendid

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:35, Reply)

I once got a bottle of 20 year old Warres for £6.49.
It was sainsbury's after Christmas and I think someone was still drunk when they marked it down.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:38, Reply)

Not bad if your home is orderly enough to just need a quick wipe round.
bad if they have to wear an environmental suit, like my one would need.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

I think if I was flush that would be one of the first things I would get.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:08, Reply)

are you a Manchesterite?
I did not know that. Or is Arndale a countrywide shopping centre chain or something?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Luton Arndale is world famous
So I'm told.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:05, Reply)

ahhh fair enough.
I did google the word Arndale and Manchester was the only one that came up, but it might be google doing that clever/stalky thing.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Just found out, its called the Mall now
Still the sort of place to avoid pickpockets, drunks and other flotsam from society.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:12, Reply)

The Manchester one is just full of teenage loiterers.
I really don't understand why they want to loiter in the mall.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

The
one
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:27, Reply)

morning miserable.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Error
Monday you will play Mario Kart against Vipros
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:02, Reply)

oh yeah I forgot already.
that will fit in well with my lying on the sofa plans. Shit, I'd better get some practice in, I haven't played for months. Oooh maybe I'll take it to the party tonight and be really rude.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:04, Reply)