don't mention poo. One of our cats has just shat on the carpet.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:12, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

POO.
Poo, poo poo.

*does tribal poo dance*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:13, Reply)

Thanks. Cat shit + hangover = the world can get to fuck this morning

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

I hate people talking about poo
yesterday I went into the loos to redo my makeup after my poleclass and my teacher came out of the cubicle and said "don't mind me, I was just having a shit".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Well, I suppose that's slightly more 'to-the-point' than
"I'd give it five minutes if I were you..."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

WHY CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT POOOOOO

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

BECAUSE GIRLS DON'T POOOOOOO!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Em would have me believe that girls do, but it's tiny cute little rabbit-like poo
And in order for that to happen, I have to close all doors in the flat and play loud music.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:39, Reply)

I'm given to understand that girls don't fart
but if they did it would smell like kittens and rainbows, so any other smells I detect in the house must have been me.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:40, Reply)

Oh no, girls do fart
A LOT.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:42, Reply)

no we don't
we puff out little rainbows and poop cinammon rolls.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:58, Reply)

ha ha. I like telling people at work to give it 5 minutes & avoid trap number 2.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Because you clogged up trap number 2 with your own number 2!
*giggles*

It's starting to sound to me like a coprophilic version of "Deal or No Deal."
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Stool or no stool

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:28, Reply)

ha ha

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Why, beshrew me, old chap, you're in good fooling this morning!

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:41, Reply)

IT'S A TRAP (2).

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I like this

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

Why are you telling poo stories then?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I was exampling my revulsion of people talking about poo.
I forgot to put at the end of the story "I was repulsed".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:34, Reply)

Eww
Dog shit smells like pot pourri compared to cat shit. My cat shat in his carrier on the way back from the vets, and the smell made me want to hurl.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:33, Reply)

It was to teach you a lesson

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:34, Reply)

vomiting is highly likely this morning. The next time one of the cats does this it's being sold on eBay - the cat, not the turd.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 9:46, Reply)

you'd probably get more money for the turd

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:01, Reply)