I don't think I can change her opinion
we're talking about the most closeminded of village dwellers.

They thought I was a total freak and that because I dyed my hair I was into Satan worship. I tried to explain the satanic bible to them once, it did NOT go well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Respectfully, being into Satan worship is about the most retarded, immature, self-indulgent activity I've ever heard of.

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:34, Reply)

I also think you are a 'total freak'

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

you just don't understand me
*cuts*
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

I'm not into satan worship
that was the point, they just assumed I was because I liked Metallica instead of Shania Twain. They asked if I worshipped the satanic bible and I pointed out that the satanic bible isn't actually about satan worship.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:35, Reply)

I thought the Satanic Bible was a sort of Satanist handbook
and the nearest thing Satanists have to their own personal bible?
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:37, Reply)

No, it's not actually got anything about Satan in it as I understand it (I haven't read it)
it's mostly about how you should do what you want if it makes you happy, as long as it doesn't actively hurt someone else. It basically teaches that you are the centre of your own universe, humans are inherently selfish and you shouldn't try and fight it. Not that you should fuck people over, but that there's no point trying to falsely benevolent. I think you're also allowed to avenge yourself as well.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:53, Reply)

that's pretty much it
I can't remember if it is the satanic bible or the devil's notebook, but one of them has a hymn in it. It's rather stupid.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Then you're an ignorant tool.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:17, Reply)

having read the satanic bible and stuff
a lot of the stuff in there is more like worhsipping mother earth type stuff, rather than the common perception of satan worship.

not that I do or ever have worshipped anything of the sort.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

This is because some dude just decided to write it in the 60's
It's just some fairly luke-warm common sense values.

If you boiled it down to one sentence it would be
'Live you life the way you want to within the confines of the law of England and Wales'
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

that is 100% correct
he had a little goatee though, and was bald so was obviously EVIL!!!!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I'm never wrong.

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Thanks for giving me an excuse to post this link again seb
b3ta.com/talk/5788567
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

MORE PEOPLE SHOULD READ THIS AND CHECK THE DATE IT WAS POSTED!!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:29, Reply)

just stick it in your profile and be done with it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:31, Reply)

I stand by that statement
We were told that bird flu was this terrible thing that was going to end the world then nothing much happened and everyone got on with their lives, the economy is exactly the same.
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:50, Reply)

Tell that to the millions of scrounging bastards who are suddenly finding it a lot harder to be a scrounging bastard

(Bazongaloid, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:54, Reply)