complete random perverts
adding me because i am a girl. if you want to find a girlfriend rather than a girl friend, go to a dating or a swingers website, don't annoy strangers on here!

also being friends with a 13 year old (cousins, i never do younger men, no noncing here). all you get is a million updates an hour, esp when they are all bickering with their friends.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:12, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I quite like it when my younger cousins do that
as they are funny as fuck and stupid at the same time.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:15, Reply)

You love kids.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

Yes I do
but not in the insane buggery way you are suggesting!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Sorry, I attempted to add you the other day without explaining who I was
Also, I was quite drunk
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

She refused my friend request

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:20, Reply)

no i didn't
you are still sitting there as a pending request.

it gives me a sense of power.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

I accepted someone the other day thinking I could guess who they were
I still don't know.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:36, Reply)

You need to improve your internet skillz

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

I know
The extent of my research is "see if they use their b3ta name as their email address, if they don't, give up research".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Man, you're all over it

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

I'm a l33t h4xx0r.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:12, Reply)

Just had a look, I've no idea who she is either...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I either know most people already or they put a message
so I'm really not sure about this one.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

are they definitely a b3tan?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

yeah
LiC and BGB are mutual friends. As are MontyPropps and another person who I don't know, thinking I did.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:42, Reply)

You keep popping up in my 'People You May Know' bit
Leave me alone!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:22, Reply)

aha is that you
you look ok, you didn't attach a message about tits, i will agree to be your friend then!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:21, Reply)

Did Chompy attach a message about tits?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:23, Reply)

no
but he IS a bit of a tit, so...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:24, Reply)

Gonz was the first person to add me
then Chompy. Then Rootatata. Not one of them mentioned tits.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:39, Reply)

*doesn't say anything*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Darth added me then Gonz
Darth's status updates amuse me. But not as much as Gonz's daily food picture
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:43, Reply)

darth's statuses are much like the ones I dislike

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

He's just put up pics of his new hairdo

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:44, Reply)

I really want to see that

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:45, Reply)

don't worry, I've got it mocked.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:59, Reply)

Well, I've been told bright red hair makes me look a twat
I still think it was ace
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I've had quite a few of them recently
even though my profile picture has Wiggy in it. I just don't get it, it's really not the best forum for internet dating.

Conversely, I also hate people who remove their status and pretend they never go on it when they actually do.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:19, Reply)

the internet is rife with perverts kitty
sad times
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:25, Reply)

Attention whores get attention, they don't like it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)

did you just call me and kitty
attention-whores?

just because neither of us will ever ever sleep with you, however much you offered to pay us??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Interesting use of question marks there.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:32, Reply)

i suppose
if you have no answer to the question you might as well focus on the mindless semantics
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:34, Reply)

I dont think I'm a huge attention whore
maybe a lil bit.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:48, Reply)

OI! I MADE A POST!
LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:00, Reply)

You're a rhino-sized attention whore

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:01, Reply)

If we ever have a fancy dress b3ta bash
will you be a rhino with me? You'll have to be the arse end, I have a bad back.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:11, Reply)

You're asking me to stick my head close to your arse?
No dice, lady.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:19, Reply)

It's in, or nothing!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:22, Reply)

It's not just the internet
we are out there in real life too.

Phwoar!!!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 11:33, Reply)