I like triby hats.
I have 3 of them.

None of them have a skull on them though. You win the trilby hat coolness battle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Here's me being really cool:


You can't see the skull, I may have to find a better picture. Or I'll wear it to Davros' bash, you coming?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

Yes we all know you're a girl,
stop banging on about it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

BUT LOOK HOW COOL I AM!!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

There's an awful lot of red lights there.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

we were in a gay bar
the wall changed colour.

Oh I just got what you mean, you're calling me a hooker. Well done, that was quite sly.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

You appear to have shrunk

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

yeah the first one was massive by accident
as I said before, I'm only a lil attention whore.

Chompy, stop striking through attention immediately
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

As previously covered.
The idea of meeting 'people from the Internet' fills me with fear.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

really?
I didn't know that. Furry muff.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:25, Reply)

It's the whole 'I won't know anyone and my social skills are pants' type thing.
Meaning I'd drink too much and make a massive tit of myself.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

yeah no other b3tans do that

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

Exactly.
And I'm rubbish with remembering names of people I've just met.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

It gets easier
I'd advise attending a London Bash, make sure Lampito is there. That way, no matter what you do, you won't be the worst!

Although having said that, I'm going to the next London bash. Oh dear...*fears*
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

In my head
The thought of attending a bash is a lot like training myself to like sprouts. I'd get there in the end, but would it be worth it?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Definitely
I've made friends at bashes, and had fantastic times.

Best was the BGB bash, the next day with me, BK and TGB talking about the Eddie Jordan rape problem on turn 9.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Well I won't rule it out completely.
But I'm still suspecious.

And, if I do relocate to a different part of the UK, having people I've never met before as a possible source of a pint might be welcome.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:50, Reply)

Pansy

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:55, Reply)

And my other big fear
Is people calling my a pansy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:00, Reply)

That's the point of a bash.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

I was like that for years
If you can see past the Asperger's, the fat and the Simpsons ties, most of the B3tans I've met are pretty OK.

Not so OK that you'd let your real friends meet them, of course.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:27, Reply)

I regularly drink and do MASSIVE DRUGS with a fellow b3tan
He's met most of my mates, as I with his
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:28, Reply)

That's because
you're the fattest Simpsons-tie-wearing Asperger of them all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

Too much cake

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:35, Reply)

It's a fookin disgrace

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:40, Reply)

I like your thinking Boycie.
What sort of 'friends' are Internet friends?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:29, Reply)

In all truth
apart from my brother I prefer this motley bunch of spanners to most of the people I know in real life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

Really?
Why?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:45, Reply)

These are clever people on the whole.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 13:15, Reply)

I'm wearing a Monty Python tie today.
Otherwise you are mostly correct
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

That's boss and 80s and saucy that pic

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

boss?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:32, Reply)

It's scouse for "dead good"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:34, Reply)

If only Brookside was still on.
...lar.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

thanks :D
I was being MJ, only paler.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

paler blacker
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:37, Reply)

the lighting is flattering.
I'm paler. He's probably green by now.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:38, Reply)

It is a good pic, I'll give you that

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:41, Reply)

that one
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:46, Reply)

You'll do

( Kroney, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:47, Reply)

Trilby hats, 3 of
Jesus fucking wept.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:23, Reply)

shush you
don't knock it til you've tried it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:24, Reply)

Did Jesus weep
Because he only had 2 trilby hats?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:26, Reply)

No, because he hurt his hands
punching fuck out the sinner who had 3 Trilby hats
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:31, Reply)

Jesus can't punch for shit.
Although he has taken compensating for this weakness a bit too far by making his own knuckle-duster. What sort of idiot puts nails through their hands before having a fight?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:36, Reply)

A mad, mad cunt
Jesus was a bare knuckle boxer in his prime, he kicked John the Baptist up and down a flight of stairs till he shat blood.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:43, Reply)

What was his fighting name?
In the red corner, weighing in at 10st 3, all the way from Bethlehem, your challenger 'Jesus 'the miracle-man' Christ!'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:48, Reply)