Mate, no offence
but even if I was gay I could do a lot better than a bloke off the internet with a body like a beehive made out of Cornish Pasties.
( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Who plays WoW

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

In his parent's basement

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

Pausing only to wank, feed and moan on the internet.

( WormuIus, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:06, Reply)

I take my laptop to the toilet so I can carry on raiding.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I think if I was a homosexual, and you and chompy was one too, and I had to pick between the two, I'd pick Chompy.
You know, if the three of us were in a pub, and a gunman comes in with a nuclear bomb and says "You have to suck one of these two's willys, and you have to choose, or I will blow the bomb up and everyone you know and love would die", I'd say "Errr, gays, that's disgusting, I don't want to choose, but if I have to choose, I'll pick chompy".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:20, Reply)

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:21, Reply)

I think it's only 'cus my gran would be horrifide if I ended up with an artist, rather than a nice NHS boy.
"Oy vay, first my little bubulla is a fagula, and now he's gone off with an artist ! Why doesn't he just finish me off by going with a schvatzer?"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:57, Reply)

that's going into his profile
and wank bank no doubt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)