that's so bollocks
all the 'home remedies' are bollocks, the only thing that stops it is hard drugs. Or a coathanger at a later date. Or my probably entirely uninhabitable womb.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:40, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Drinking vinegar also works.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:43, Reply)

or hot gin apparently

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:48, Reply)

I'm pretty sure drinking gin just makes it come out all spakky
rather than getting rid entirely.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

I read that as "sparkly"
and thought that would be incredible.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:53, Reply)

haha and that's how twilight babies are born!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

you're just trying to see what I'll do aren't you?

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:52, Reply)

Keeping your pants on too.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:06, Reply)

I try that
but Wiggy invokes boyfriend privileges if I hold out for too long.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Do you sigh and roll your eyes and say "if we must"
then tut and keep glancing at your watch during the entire sordid business?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:29, Reply)

I enjoy it really, it's the only time I really get to read.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Actually, I do think that the vitamin C thing works

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Vitamin C kills babies?!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Vitamin C is ascorbic acid
It can make the vagina hostile to sperm.
There were claims that if taken VERY early for a few days after sperm has met egg, that it can make it all reject and not turn into a you-know-waht, but some experts have said that is rubbish.
Some hippy-types shove one up there before sex, but imagine if you accidently used an effervescent one...
No harm in taking a vitamin C overdose for a few days if you ask me.
You need all the help you can get, The pill can fail, Levonelle can fail, and Wiggy's sperm can win.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:46, Reply)

It's stoner sperm
I think it's pretty lazy as it is, but yeah I know 2 women who've had kids whilst on the pill, nothing works like celibacy.

I have this feeling that when I do actually want to try for kids I won't be able to, not sure why. I think my womb is hostile.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:27, Reply)