I haven't had lunch yet.
I may go get some when I pick up my NEW PHONE!!!!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:24, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Good luck. Don't hold your breath.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I've got a tracking code and it was signed into the shop at 9am!!!!!1 11! 1!! 1!11

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:25, Reply)

Ah yes,
but don't forget the potential for 'sorry, we don't know anything about it', the 'wrong phone' and any other of the myraid potential phone-shop-spastic related screw-ups that could still occur.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

This is true, I've already written a "you're service is shit email"
My typing fingers are twitching for another chance.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

You will appreciate this I think
I had connection issues with my Xbox on sun morning so rang the helpline which was abroad. It was a very crackly line so I had to ask the operator to repeat himself a couple of times. He then had a tantrum down the phone at me and refused to speak. We just sat there in silence for a minute or two before he put me on hold. After 5 minutes he took me off hold, still wouldn't speak even though I was asking to speak to a manager. I hung up redialled and asked to go straight through to the supervisor and they wouldn't put me through. I have subsequently sent a very very angry letter to Microsoft. I was so shocked I have never had anything like that before.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:42, Reply)

You lost me at 'Xbox' I'm afraid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I know it's not your thing but I was appalled Monty

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I'm usually extremely polite to call centre people
unless I really am getting nowhere. I feel sorry for most of them.

I did tell a Domino's pizza operative to 'fuck off' once.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:48, Reply)

I was very polite
I just kept saying 'sorry' 'pardon me' 'could you repeat that' and he flipped out like a mong.

Dominoes? you should be ashamed there pizza is horrid.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:52, Reply)

It was for an ex's son, who was staying.
I have two magnificent pizzerias within a few minutes' walk of my front door, but this somewhat spoilt boy 'only liked Domino's', the cretin.

First they said 'you'll have to come downstairs to collect it' - fine, I said, as I live on the ground floor. 'Actually, you'll have to come out of your block to the main road' at which point I told them to fuck off. It's not like I live in a dodgy block - it's 100% private and not at all cheap.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Justified.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

"Deer fone peepul
you are service is shit"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

ha,
It is actually voda-FONE so that's ok.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:02, Reply)

they probably can't read anyway, so it doesn't matter

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:06, Reply)

My first thought was "I hope he trips and drops it down a drain on the way out of the store"
this is why bad things happen to me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:27, Reply)

Whatever gets you off.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I don't know about that
but it makes her sleep soundly at night
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:39, Reply)

What phone did you get?
Edit: I'm a mong.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:28, Reply)

have did you get?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

Leave him be, English is his second language, like Raoul Moat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:30, Reply)

I hate to do it to Jeff
but that's the first time I corrected anyone. SMUG.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

You've just got the hump
Because you spelt 'club' as 'clud' earlier and I picked you up on it.

Not that I care.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:34, Reply)

I forgot about that
but one all now so truce.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Roal Moat's first language
was Awesome.
( Kroney, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Damn right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Yeah. You tell him Monty.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:32, Reply)

HTC Desire,
I'm going to put U2's desire as my ringtone just to annoy everyone here.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:29, Reply)

I fear this may backfire on you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I'm pretty sure you've already got that covered without a fancy ringtone.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

very true

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

I was considering that as a replacement for the Sony I'm returning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

The best thing about that phone is when it rains
your screen has wind screen wipers. Win everytime!
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:31, Reply)

Eh?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:33, Reply)

The weather feature just
changes the screen saver to sunny, rainy etc, snow blah blah when it rains it brings up wipers.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Oh, wow!
That, is like, the best thing eva! I so want to get that phone. Sounds brilliant. I'll be the best person in the pub bar none with a feature like that on my phone. The dead hard men who drink pints will respect me totally if I am able to show them that.

Honestly. To think someone developed that. Surely, with a mobile phone you are 'out and about' therefore, you'll have a much more accurate idea of the weather than a fucking phone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:40, Reply)

I like stupid things

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

Arsenal.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

I love Arsenal
awaits strikethroughs
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:46, Reply)

That would be too easy.
So I'll say 'you love small boys' instead.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:50, Reply)

+ ginger
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:53, Reply)

Sorry. Yeah, I forgot.
Small, ginger boys.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:55, Reply)

Yeah I'm sure you turn your phone off and lock it in a drawer whenever you enter a building.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:43, Reply)

OH NOES ! SOMEONE MADE A FEATURE THAT ISN'T PURELY FUNCTIONAL ON A PHONE THAT I DON'T HAVE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:56, Reply)

It's like 'windscreen wipers', I'm guessing.
Only made-up ones that don't actually work, making the whole sorry episode that little bit more tragic.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:37, Reply)

exactly this

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:38, Reply)