I now have a piri piri chicken wrap

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:44, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

piri piri chicken is shit

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:07, Reply)

I DISAGREE
It's a good way of packing as much chili as possible into meat, which improves its chances therefore of being a good thing.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:11, Reply)

it's not done in a sensitive and delicious way though
chilli is great, but it is possible to make it taste nice too. piri piri doesn't.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:12, Reply)

This is true, chilli can often make you oblivious to all the other flavours in the food
(Though that does mean it's a good way to make shit food edible) But then I do quite like the flavour of a good piri-piri sauce myself. And on a relative scale, it's certainly one of Portugal's better culinary achievements.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:16, Reply)

IT WAS NOMALICIOUS
Then I had salt and vinegar Squares and a Boost
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:17, Reply)

This sounds like a top lunch to me
I had a rather mundane tuna and sweetcorn sandwich for lunch, although I was pleasantly surprised to find one of my colleagues had bought in some strange Asian dessert made out of rice in a banana leaf. It was good, though now I really want a packet of salt and vinegar Squares.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:20, Reply)

THE ADVENTURES OF TGB AND VIPROS: PART 2.
After a stormy evening of insulting eachother and cussing out each other's families, they find themselves alone in a room after a bash.
"You're a fucking slut, I hope someone rapes you with aids", he shouts.
"Yeah', 'cus you ain't man enough to do the job yourself, you've got a fucking button-mushroom of a cock" she seeths back at him.
"Buttom mushroom cock? It's like chucking a bratwurst down a hallway"
"I'll show you a fucking hallway"
As TGB throws him against the wall and attempts to taste his lower osphogus, he can feel himself growing down under, she's impressed, she won't admit it though.
[Explicit scene]
It's late now, he's in his restful slumber, she's sneeking out, putting on her high heels to walk out, when she gets an idea, she's going to shit in his griddle pan. So she goes downstairs, takes the tefal covered griddle pan from off the shelf, lowers her panties and lets rip. It's hard to come out at first, but eventually all is revealed.
She thinks to herself "Hahahaha, gotcha', strike one for TGB" and proceeds to leave the premses and drive home.
There she is, walking to the car, she walks up to it and opens her handbag only to find a her childhood toy, ripped to pieces, inside a used condom covered in shit.

"Touche, Vipros, one-one, but this is not the last of this.", as she gets into her car and drives off.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I totally tented reading that

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)

I fucking well knew that thing in the corner was a camera!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:27, Reply)