I'm so shocked you don't want to join in something silly

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

HEY!!! WHAT ABOUT 'ZOMBIE TWISTER!!!!111!!!
That would be KERRAAAAYZEEE.

Every time someone says 'zombie' you have to drink two shots of some fucking filth and say an Iron Maiden lyric.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:37, Reply)

Two shots of fucking filth?
Sounds salty.

Oh and you're missing an i
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:38, Reply)

HAHAHAHAH JUST LIKE A ZOMBIE!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Careful Monty you'll be using punctuation faces before you know it
:)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

I shall be very careful, thank you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

The Cranberries sang a song about Zombies
I didn't like it much
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:42, Reply)

It was shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:43, Reply)

They sang a song about farting in a public place
I think it was called "Linger"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:44, Reply)

Wiggy made that exact same joke last week
you're both losers.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:50, Reply)

Mummy says i'm cool

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:51, Reply)

I bet she says you're handsome as well

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Oh, you've met her?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

she keeps trying to set me up with you
I told her, shut up and suck my cock bitch.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

I say!
*drops monacle into glass of Champagne*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:09, Reply)

cool the best she's ever had
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:53, Reply)

Now that's just nasty

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

That's what she said when I shat on her tits

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:56, Reply)

*cries*

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:59, Reply)

That's what she did when I poked her in the eye

(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

did he make the joke
TO THE DRUMMER FROM 'JAMES', WHO HE KNOWS?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:55, Reply)

I hate James
It reminds me of being in the 6th form and being baffled at the popularity of the big name bands around at the time:

James
Carter USM
The Levellers
Suede
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 16:58, Reply)

This is a position I have found myself in
ever since I was old enough to worked out what a band was.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Shut up and be rude about my mother

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:10, Reply)

I have had to endure Brett Anderson at first hand on several occasions.
He is an even bigger tosser than you might think. Now I know you are probably thinking 'that's simply not possible, Monty' - but it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:03, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/answers?q=monty+in+%22I+don%27t+like+this+shocker%22
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I don't like this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

Monty in "I don't like this shocker"
I'm going to build up a full page. Shouldn't take more than 2 threads.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

If that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

I really tried to like Suede, just to be part of the gang
but it's like nails down a blackboard to my ears. I even learnt the words to "Animal Nitrate" but it was no good, my brain refused to find any enjoyment in their music.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:08, Reply)

They were entirely without merit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

Monty in "I don't like this shocker"

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

I saw the levellers live the other week. Pretty good.

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:19, Reply)

They're good blokes.
I wouldn't buy a record off them, mind. Somewhere in my house I have a great tape of theirs from before they were signed: it's way better than any official releases. This is also massively true of Ozric Tentacles.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:24, Reply)

Ozrics would probably agree with you

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:25, Reply)

Their 'Live Ethereal Cereal' tape
made it onto CD a few years ago - it's fucking supreme. They were so much more hard-sounding in the pre-deal years.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:28, Reply)

Ever heard The Ullulators?
Ozrics offshoot - one of the best live shows I've ever seen (LSD played a part though)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:33, Reply)

MONTY IN 'LIKES THIS' SHOCKER

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:33, Reply)

coming from the most name-droppiest person ever
maybe he mentioned it to Brian Molko
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:04, Reply)

At least they're different names.
*moons*

SEE ABOVE: I just dropped another one
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:05, Reply)

*stars*
wait, does that mean flashing one's chocolate starfish?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

One's 'chocolate Roger', I prefer, if you don't mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:06, Reply)

excellent potential meme there

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:07, Reply)

nice one

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:11, Reply)

Someone, I can't remember who, said maybe we were interpretting the name wrong, and it was actually a command.
Eep.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:12, Reply)

was it you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:15, Reply)

No, it wasn't
It was too witty for me
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:18, Reply)

it was Zozimus
I don't know who that is though

edit: just browsing sickipedia and this joke tickled me somewhat:
I asked a girl, "Are you squeamish?"

She said, "No."

I said, "Then I'm pwobably going to wape you."
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:20, Reply)

A new creature
It'll be up to Roota to work out if he's genuine.


EDIT: ooh I quite like that.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:21, Reply)