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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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just be nice. Complimentary, but not creepy.
I like a bit of lesser-known chivalry like walking on the outside of the pavement and standing up when the lady leaves the table.
Other than that, lame as it sounds, be yourself. Anything else will just be found out at a later date and resented. Although having said that, I had to tone down the psycho for the first few months with my bloke, but that's true of all women.
Or, schedule another date for the exact same time and place and wait for hilarity to ensue.
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
bag theives go on the inside.
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)
which direction you are going, on which side of the road, and on which arm she carries her bag.
It's best to kick her into the gutter and steal her bag yourself. It's the simplest way.
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)
I really need to start reading things properly and not be so impulsive.
Ooh a squirrel!
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)
there was one on the pavement as I was walking to work this morning and it ran to the edge of the pavement to cross the road, I was so close to crossing with it to make sure it was safe but luckily it was Speedy Gonzales squirrel
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:07, Reply)
But standing when she leaves the table? If she's just going to the loo then this will surely prompt the question of where you're going in her absence.
(Other than that, seems like sound advice to me [not that I have a great track record with this sort of thing])
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)
She might think you're following her to the toilet, which some might see as irregular behaviour.
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)
A true lady will understand.
James Bond does it in Casino Royale, it's lovely, even when the big-eared bitch storms off after questioning his morals.
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)
what if she's just nipping to the bogs?
And Eva Green is lovely.
(, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 12:31, Reply)
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