My brother is doing a new diet
and I'm on it now. His girfriend's mother lost 20kg and he's lost 7kg in 7 weeks (without doing it properly at the weekends). Basically, you can eat as much as you want, but only proteins, for 5 days. After that, 1 day only proteins, 1 day proteins and vegetables. No fat, no carbs and at least 20min walk every day. For each small glass of wine you have to walk 20min.

I started yesterday, I'll tell you on Monday how it went.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:41, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

cool, do let me know, I'm going to Tenerife on the 14th and I could do with a crash diet of sorts.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I will
I hope it works, because I know someone who's going to be very upset if it doesn't.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Not much use for a vegetarian.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:01, Reply)

It's carefully designed to highlight the wretchedness of the vegetarian lifestyle
Steeeeaaaak.... Steeeaaaaak....
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:05, Reply)

Vegetarians are useless anyway so it's alright.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:06, Reply)

No, you're not right
You can eat as much fish and seafood as you want (in fact, that's what I'm eating these days). You can have dairy products (fat free ones) and you can eat eggs. That's for 5 days, after that you mix fish and vegetables.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Fish aren't vegetables though

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:10, Reply)

No, really?
But she eats fish, eggs and diary products, so it's ok for her as a semi-vegetarian.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:11, Reply)

It's known as pescetarianism

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:13, Reply)

It's known as kidding yourself.
Like Bisexuals
( Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:50, Reply)

You wish you could be bisexual instead of bikesexual.

( girlinthehole, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:53, Reply)

Haha

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I just wish I could be sexual
but mrs al told me off last time I tried.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:54, Reply)

Hey, I'm an ovo-lacto-bacon vegetarian now
And I only occasionally fip to girls.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

I like how you've managed to find suitable Greek prefixes
for everything except "bacon."
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)