Nice one.
I thought about getting some of that - is it noticeably different? I had the Champagne one, but missed the Marston's version.

I like Marmite.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:12, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It's a deeper flavour, very tasty
Superb on toast though
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:13, Reply)

I concur
not sure if it is worth the extra quid or so that it costs though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:15, Reply)

We have the proper "Old Stuff", and some... homemade old stuff
When we moved the shit out of my grandma's cottage we found a jar Best Before March 2003. We still have it. It's delicious. It also meant it was only 2 years ago that I discovered Marmite was supposed to be brown and spreadable, rather than black and thicker than treacle.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Marmite is disgusting
it's what cancer would taste like.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I'm with you on this. Bovril is great though.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:29, Reply)

oh dear....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Such a shame Kitty, I thought we could all be friends...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:37, Reply)

liar you never thought that
you want to smear me in marmite and feed me to the b3tans.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

No chance!
Why would I waste good Marmite?

I'd use Nutella, that stuff is shit.

Yes, I've changed what I'd written
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

when you realised
you wanted to pander?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Nope, when I realised that it sounded incredibly insulting/pervy
Which wasn't my intention at all
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:01, Reply)

the Guinness version was fantastic

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

I didn't manage to get any :-(
Happy Candle Day!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:38, Reply)

you might still be able to get it on eBay
think I might have a wank to celebrate candle day
(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:40, Reply)

Stick a candle up your arse whilst you're doing it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

Oh it's my candle day - didn't realise. That beats your birthday Cocksnot. (happy birthday btw)

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

HAPPY CANDLEMAS YOU FUCKING WANKER.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

THANK YOU, YOU CUNT

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Happy Candle Day

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

cheers

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

like a guinness shit in a jar.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:45, Reply)

I'm curious how you know such things...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:46, Reply)

It's the apex of her pole routine.
She spins round upside down then curls one out into a Marmite jar.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Before smearing it all over the nearest bloke?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 10:51, Reply)

No
Then she fills up a pyramid of cocktail glasses with a stream of Guinness diarrhoea - it's really quite something.

Tends to only get booked once though, which is a shame. Apart from in Germany, for some reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:00, Reply)

as it's an all girls pole class
the poor barman got it right in the face.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:03, Reply)