This weekend I will be mostly trying not to lose my rag
My next door neighbours have gone on holiday and left their idiot retard of a chav son in charge, which means all his idiot retard chav mates will turn up in a chavaclade of shit modified saxos and novas and block me in.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

have them towed.
Has that private clamping law actually been passed to stop cowboy clampers or is it just in talks? If it hasn't been passed then you could make some money. Or write "cars left here will have CDCs carved into them".
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

It's tempting
but I bend over backwards to stay on good terms with my neighbours, because once neighbours fall out that's generally it for ever.

So I continue to knock on the door and politely ask them to move their car whenever I need to get out.

*Gnashes teeth*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:55, Reply)

Could you park your car elsewhere for the duration? I know it's a ballache, but if it saves you hassle it's worth it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

I live up a cul-de-sac
if I park elsewhere I take someone elses space which just adds to the problem.

It's just a case of grin-and-bear it.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:59, Reply)

without the grinning

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:05, Reply)

Put some caltrops down.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

But then I turn a load of objects into immovable objects.
That and they would probably burn my house down while I slept
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Down the road a bit then, so its not obviously you.
Yoy know you want to.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:00, Reply)

What I actually want to do
is burst into the house with an assault rifle and remove every single motherfucking last one of them from the gene pool.

But as mummy used to tell me; "I want" doesnt "get"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:04, Reply)

If you do get to fulfill your ambition, get it up on Youtube before the rozzers get to hear of it.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)