i have 2 friends who can't swim
this really surprised me, i just assumed that everyone from the 1960's onwards got dragged to over-chlorinated local leisure centres in junior school!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:47, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

in their dads bently?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:48, Reply)

no
in their dad's Bentley
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:49, Reply)

typing on the phone toots

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:50, Reply)

FUCK OFF

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:55, Reply)

:D

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

there are literally millions
of words in the english language. if you have to resort to smileys to express yourself, that shows the limits of your capacity.

which are even lower than i thought. you're like the cheap plastic cheddar of this place!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

:S

(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:15, Reply)

i don't even know what this one means
if i have made you cry then say so ffs!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

_██_
(ಠ_ృ)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:22, Reply)

what the blue fuck
is that? it looks like a monocle wearing monopoly man

is it saying "call me"? haha, in your dreams.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:27, Reply)

have you recently changed your sig back to what it says now
or has it just been like that for a long time?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:35, Reply)

i changed it back
i nicked it from a t-shirt i saw at the big chill about 3 years ago, and then i saw someone on the tube in the same t-shirt, reminded me of what a perfect motto for life it is!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:37, Reply)

it's like seeing an old friend again

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:38, Reply)

Will you EVER shut up about your octagenarian pal?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:42, Reply)

I'm going to kill each and every one of you
Gazza had better bring me some fucking chicken
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:46, Reply)

POTD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Two out of three ain't bad

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Did he have a Jag beck then?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:10, Reply)

erm....
............ no, i think it was a saab back then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:13, Reply)

I didn't know you were South African Al

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:10, Reply)