The most recent pleasant surprise I had
was that even with my advanced decrepitude I had REAL SEX with a LIVING FEMALE HUMAN a few days back.

I was surprised to discover that my groin hadn't smoothed over like an Action Man's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:15, 8 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It wasn't your ex
was she?
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Nope.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Good, good
(you're not lying, are you?)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

No. I admitted it last time I made that particular error.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Congratulations then
I hope it happens again (well, only if you consider it to be a good thing, of course)
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Woah. You don't know the rules?
mention actual real sex on the internet and it didn't happen. This is there the LIES of MASSIVE DRUGS and HONDA ACCORDS start. Mark my words.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

Shit.
I've got the order all wrong - I started with the MASSIVE DRUGS lies, and have only now worked my way up to the SEX LIES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)

You're trying to trick us into thinking it's true.
But it won't work, Monty. I've got my eye on you through the hole I drilled in you bathroom wall
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Tell it to /qotw you liar.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:16, Reply)

You are SpankyHanky AICMFP

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Good for you.
But I thought you had sworn off that sort of thing.
( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:17, Reply)

So had I.
I still have, really. It was an anomaly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Dude, that's not nice.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:21, Reply)

We suspected as much
(Nice one)
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:18, Reply)

It wasn't anyone we know was it?

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:19, Reply)

NO IT WASN'T.
Move along now, nothing to see here.

(please)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Painting a target on yourself right here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:24, Reply)

a few days back would be around Thursday would it not?
Did a b3tan lady get more meat than she bargained for?

Or are you who Psychochomp's date was with on Friday...?

Speaking of that, how did it go PC?
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:54, Reply)

SOMEONE ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTIONS!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:06, Reply)

HE DRUGGED ME AND MADE ME WEAR A FUCKING DRESS, OK!!!!

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

I've only just seen this
it gave me a lol
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Did have to you pay the ladyboy?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:23, Reply)

Have you Yoda overnight become?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:25, Reply)

Haha

( girlinthehole, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:26, Reply)

I bet you didn't like it.

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I bet he did,
But it won't have been a patch on the way it would have been in the seventies.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 14:15, Reply)