My stepmum handed me £50 that she'd just 'found', that was nice
Alt Q: There are a couple of girls here I find attractive, aye. But one of them knows she's attractive, and attempts to use that to her advantage, so she's nothing but a bit of eye candy.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:17, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

"She's fit but my gosh don't she know it"

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:19, Reply)

One of my memories from Leeds 2007
was my drunk friend singing that, then genuinely falling over at the end.
OH 16 YEAR OLDS
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:20, Reply)

"OH SIXTEEN YEAR OLDS!"
*fwaps furiously*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:22, Reply)

You would have preferred the friend
I was sober, she was tall blonde skinny and drunk.

AND ONLY JUST 16
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:27, Reply)

Fantastic!
That image should get me through the rest of the day/week/month/year/forseeable future...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:30, Reply)

I just looked through the photos from it
Oh, the halcyon days where it was the Carling Festival...
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:32, Reply)

Time makes fools of us all...
*Sings Turn Turn Turn by The Byrds*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:36, Reply)

*sings 'Turd Turd Turd' by Monty Boyce*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Muse covered a bit of Back in Black on Saturday
I assume you will not like this.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

Did you know the lyrics were taken from a Bible passage?
Did you care?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:49, Reply)

Monty was probably around when the Bible was first being written
I suspect he was the cheeky chappie who tipp-exed out "thread" and replaced it with "camel."
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:52, Reply)

He hates the Old Testament, it's just copying the dead sea scrolls
and don't even get him started on the new testament...
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

Yeah, shifting Jehovah out of the way and letting Jesus front the whole operation
Biggest mistake since someone let David Coverdale front Deep Purple
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:57, Reply)

Fake-ass New Testament shit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

I did know that, yes.
(my father used to be a chaplain and both parents are dedicated churchgoers)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:06, Reply)

The more I find out about you and your parents
the more i'm convinced that you're adopted. Did Keith Richards give away any babies the year you were born?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:11, Reply)

I've definitely followed my own path, that's for sure.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:19, Reply)

I find it shocking that someone born in the 90s can be considered an adult.
When the hell did that happen?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

1st January 2008

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

haha

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:03, Reply)

haha me too Gonz, big time

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:47, Reply)

*flicks the v's*

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:50, Reply)

I'm an 80's child
This is all I have going for me really.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 11:53, Reply)

"Dry your cock, mate"
It's a pity that I didn't think of this when there was that thread that required you to replace one word in a song with the word cock, rather than just now.
(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:03, Reply)