Erm...this might work, or it might not
Less than a month ago (I think) Chompy was made homeless. In a month I become homeless. Finding a new place isn't an issue, but I'm having to get rid of pretty much everything I own, which is a lot more depressing than it sounds.

Alternatively, a joke.
A young boy goes to his Dad and asks what a vagina is. His Dad responds "Oh son, it's just the best. It's like the most beautiful flower, delicate, yet fantastic...well, before sex anyway." His son, confused, asks "Why Dad, what's it like after sex?"

At this point the Dad goes quiet for a minute or so, before looking seriously at his son and asking "Well, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:15, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Rude!!!
but hilarious. The joke that is.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:17, Reply)

That's fucking foul. Very good (you homeless cunt).

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:18, Reply)

It's called being a bohemian, not homeless
I had a fun five days living in a hotel. At the end I held a party for the staff in my room and then went on my merry way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 12:23, Reply)