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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Holy Cow!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
We are not amoosed.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I'm going to milk this pun thread for all it's worth.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Pun threads
are udderly ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I vealy think we should moove on
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Naked in a field with a cow?
I how he wasn't Friesian.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Fresian?
Put on your Jersey.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)
We cud do this all day

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Let's raise the steaks.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)
You've caught me on the hoof.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Prepare to be a-braised!
grasp grasp grasp
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I'm going to take the highland

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)
2/10

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)
oh come on, it was better than Lampito's
'Jer-sey what you did there!'.

You can kiss my rump.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I could agree with you
but I'd be (sir)loin*


*lying
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)
1/10

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)
I know, it was bullocks

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)
that one was good
pat on the head for you
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)
huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Apparently the cow got stuck in a door way.
It was cow-a-bung-a.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:29, Reply)
But then it went onto Pop Idol, and only got one 'yes' vote, by simon cowell

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:29, Reply)
But it's telly career didn't end there, it went on cownt down.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)
And then it moved to Cowlafornia to become a hollywood star.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)
It moved there from the cowpital of russia; mooscal.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:31, Reply)
I think that the art of the pun is getting butchered in this thread.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)
I can't believe it's not better.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Oh come on!
I fillet was worth more than that!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)
How very dair-you

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)
It's going to be Legend......
wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next part is....

Dairy!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I jer-sey what you did there
(or NPH. Whatevs)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)
*high fives*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Hell yeah
*fives*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)
You can't make me feel guilty
I'm calf-free

*grimace*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Oh dear
you veal-y went too far with that one.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)
What a load
of bull
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)
How cud you?

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Oh I like how you're all stealing my puns 5 minutes on
*trendsetter*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)
What's your beef?

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)
something about tartare?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)
His girlfriend had long suspected that he loved anudder.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Oh I'm sure she doesn't
know the calf of it!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)
There was a lot
at steak
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Oh I like how you're all stealing my puns 5 minutes on
*trendsetter*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)
ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Bah!
broiled again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)
What's your beef?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)
ok the repetition is confusing me
mooove it along please
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:04, Reply)
but....er...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:06, Reply)
that took me fucking ages to figure
well done, if a bit cheesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)
:-P

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)
He'll
n-heifer hear the end of this.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Though to be fair, the cow did have a very shapely dairy-ere.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Rhyming punnage!
Apparently he told a friend that he wanted to burger her senseless.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)
His meat, between her buns.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)

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