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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I can beat your headline hands down
Man forced to marry cow faints at wedding
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:38, 79 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
wow, must have been quite the honeymoon

(I helped save b3ta! zulu eh?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:39, Reply)
I'm not sure what was in that for the cow.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)
The mother in law must've had a cow

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:40, Reply)
Holy Cow!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)
We are not amoosed.

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)
I'm going to milk this pun thread for all it's worth.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)
Pun threads
are udderly ridiculous
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:43, Reply)

I vealy think we should moove on
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:44, Reply)
Naked in a field with a cow?
I how he wasn't Friesian.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Fresian?
Put on your Jersey.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)
We cud do this all day

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:52, Reply)
Let's raise the steaks.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)
You've caught me on the hoof.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Prepare to be a-braised!
grasp grasp grasp
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:57, Reply)
I'm going to take the highland

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)
2/10

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)
oh come on, it was better than Lampito's
'Jer-sey what you did there!'.

You can kiss my rump.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:05, Reply)
I could agree with you
but I'd be (sir)loin*


*lying
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)
1/10

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)
I know, it was bullocks

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)
that one was good
pat on the head for you
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)
huzzah!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:24, Reply)
Apparently the cow got stuck in a door way.
It was cow-a-bung-a.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:29, Reply)
But then it went onto Pop Idol, and only got one 'yes' vote, by simon cowell

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:29, Reply)
But it's telly career didn't end there, it went on cownt down.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)
And then it moved to Cowlafornia to become a hollywood star.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:30, Reply)
It moved there from the cowpital of russia; mooscal.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:31, Reply)
I think that the art of the pun is getting butchered in this thread.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:13, Reply)
I can't believe it's not better.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:15, Reply)
Oh come on!
I fillet was worth more than that!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:19, Reply)
How very dair-you

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:45, Reply)
It's going to be Legend......
wait for it and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the next part is....

Dairy!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)
I jer-sey what you did there
(or NPH. Whatevs)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)
*high fives*

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Hell yeah
*fives*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:50, Reply)
You can't make me feel guilty
I'm calf-free

*grimace*
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:47, Reply)
Oh dear
you veal-y went too far with that one.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)
What a load
of bull
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)
How cud you?

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:53, Reply)
Oh I like how you're all stealing my puns 5 minutes on
*trendsetter*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:54, Reply)
What's your beef?

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)
something about tartare?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)
His girlfriend had long suspected that he loved anudder.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)
Oh I'm sure she doesn't
know the calf of it!
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)
There was a lot
at steak
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)

Oh I like how you're all stealing my puns 5 minutes on
*trendsetter*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)
ha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:58, Reply)
Bah!
broiled again.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)
What's your beef?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)
ok the repetition is confusing me
mooove it along please
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:04, Reply)
but....er...

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:06, Reply)
that took me fucking ages to figure
well done, if a bit cheesy.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)
:-P

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:12, Reply)
He'll
n-heifer hear the end of this.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)
Though to be fair, the cow did have a very shapely dairy-ere.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:09, Reply)
Rhyming punnage!
Apparently he told a friend that he wanted to burger her senseless.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)
His meat, between her buns.

(Cave Duck, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:16, Reply)
If I had a quid for every time I've used this excuse:
Ngurah Alit, 18, claimed he thought the cow was a beautiful woman who had seduced him.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)
How much would you have?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:41, Reply)
£7.50.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)
Where does the 50p come from?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)
Starting the excuse, then being interrupted halfway through.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:48, Reply)

I'd owe someone a quid
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:00, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:01, Reply)
what the hell did I do that for? I meant to sub it.
ah well, can't be arsed fixing.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:03, Reply)
it made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:07, Reply)
at me, not with me though :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:08, Reply)
take what you can get
on an unrelated note: one of my mates is trying to set up some kind of massive online multiplayer game of MarioKart at some point. You in?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:11, Reply)
hell yeah

(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:18, Reply)
fresh
*high fives*

no idea when it'll be, but I'll let you know
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:24, Reply)
cool, thanks
I'll make sure to keep every evening free until you do.

And until Psychochomp finally takes me on that date he's promised.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:35, Reply)
good girl

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 19:34, Reply)
Is that what they call Bovine Intervention?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)
*Golf applause*
Fine effort.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:42, Reply)
I still prefer the man who was forced to marry a goat
Especially when all the news channels then reported when the goat ate a plastic bag and died.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:46, Reply)
He shags a cow and the cow gets put to death?
Hmmmn.....
Monty - why don't you get his lawyer on the case with your ex.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:49, Reply)
Good thinking.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:56, Reply)
all you need to do is prove she is a cow
and that you are into beastiality

shouldn't be too hard. actually being hard might help your case
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 16:59, Reply)
He already married the cow.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 6 Sep 2010, 17:34, Reply)

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