*flabbergasted*
My utter loathing of the human race seems more and more justified every fucking day.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Maybe there was some coke in the wallet.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:56, Reply)

Oh. Fair enough then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

that was a superfluous full stop, a comma would have been more appropriate

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Once again, you are incorrect.
The full stop was used as deliberate device. You really should give this up, you oaf.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:10, Reply)

full stops aren't a device, they're punctuation

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)

But in this case he was using it to denote a pause for comedy effect
so it was a device to show you how to read it.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:39, Reply)

this lot were particularly vile
we were acting for 1 brother suing the other 2 plus sister. my client was quite normal, the others lived together in a caravan attached to a 1 bed cottage. with no indoor bathroom. urgh. and amongst all the family paperwork were heartbreaking things from the recently deceased 90 year old parents about how dreadfully their children behaved, like cutting off their electricity and posting waterlogged rat corpses through the door. it was one of my more colourful files!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 9:57, Reply)

that is horrible
my ex worked in a hospital and said she saw kids not allow their parents back top their own houses so they could sell them off etc.

heart breaking really
( zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:06, Reply)

we had a guy come into the office with his very elderly mother who was becoming a bit forgetful
and he wanted to change the will which had previously left the house to his sister because she was living there whilst she spent every day looking after the mum. He told the solicitor that his mum wanted to change the will to cut the sister out entirely and leave everything to him. Luckily, the solicitor involved made the guy wait outside whilst she took uncoerced instructions and the mum didn't seem to know what was going on so the solicitor refused to amend the will, but he probably found a way around it. Cunt.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:09, Reply)

some people are beyond belief or can really surprise you
as battered and kitty etc show below.

also you should never underestimate how bitter people can get following a break-up when it comes to property.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 10:11, Reply)