my taxi
Was an hour late and now the traffic has taken an hour to make a one min journey. We are now stuck queuing past the RCJ because the BNP have decided tubestrike day is the perfect day to hold one of their protests. Showing they are even thicker than I originally thought.

I would like to hold the record for how many morons I could shoot in an hour please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:41, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

i wish my car had a machine gun for shooting morons

( zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:45, Reply)

this would be an excellent feature
morons and cyclists.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:46, Reply)

Leave cyclists alone
We've previously cleared up that they're not all idiots.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:48, Reply)

i would spare
the boys with good bums and thighs. how's that for a compromise?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 11:56, Reply)

you could have the lycra brigade
as long as i get to shoot people in cheap cars with mods
( zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:02, Reply)

the bullets will pass through
the cheap metal like butter
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:09, Reply)

war is hell

( zulu eh?, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:10, Reply)

>:-/

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:16, Reply)

i owe you a gaz don't i?
sorry, i am crap, will try harder!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 12:26, Reply)